Today's Independent

[Lumps]

You can order those from the Telegraph offers catalogue as well. In a choice of Teal or Classic Navy.

Everything in that catalogue is mahogany veneer for furniture, Stone or Navy for more formal menswear, Teal, Sage or Beige for all items of casual clothing, as worn by the NT teashop invading hordes of pensioners every bloody weekend. (They're like a plague of bloody sage and beige locust stripping the cake stands bare the bastards).

[LucienSanchez]

I hate Billy Bragg, but i don't know why. Meh.

[pauld]

A few years ago and yes I'd I still vote for them  at every opportunity.

Billy Bragg is on record as saying that its okay to perform acts of violence on people who are the opposite end of the political spectrum to him (extreme left)  I guess you agree with him do you Pauline?

Double standards one rule for and one for everyone else hey Pauline?  Typical of the left eh?

You're a complete prick, your mate Lumpy is too, although I actually enjoy some of his posts because because he's obviously an intelligent bloke and tries to put forward a reasoned arguement unlike yourself who just comes across as a little princess.

Oooh, get her. Toys all safely out of the pram now? By the way, hating Nazis doesn't make me a Lefty. Whereas supporting them does make you a cock.

[Ironside]

Oooh, get her. Toys all safely out of the pram now? By the way, hating Nazis doesn't make me a Lefty. Whereas supporting them does make you a cock.

Yes Princess, whatever you say princess...

[Foggy]

Yes Princess, whatever you say princess...

Ironside, up to the point where you resort to childish name calling i actually think that you make some good posts. Try to rise above it old boy. 

[Lumps]

Billy Bragg is on record as saying that its okay to perform acts of violence on people who are the opposite end of the political spectrum to him (extreme left) Billy Bragg extreme left? Give over! I guess you agree with him do you Pauline?

I'd like to see this record. Got any quotes? It doesn't sound like Bragg to me. I always thought he was a bit of a wuss. If as I suspect he's simply said somewhere that he supports the rights of communities to defend themselves when your pals decide to go and burn out some asian shops then thats not quite the same as posting letter bombs and fire-bombing religious buildings is it? Me on the other hand....... Well just so we're clear my position is still that you're pal Griffin is a fascist, just because he's ditched the jackboots and wears a suit doesn't mean that's changed. Fascists have a fairly straightforward anti-democratic position. Starting from a philosophical position of twisted nietzschianism that counterposes democratic principles with the ideal of a strong autocratic leadership, fascist parties and leaders seek to install themselves in dictatorships and deny us all the benefits of democracy. As a result I've never been mad keen on the whole ".....but I defend with my life your right to say it" bollocks. If what you're saying and organising for is to deprive me of my political rights and freedoms, then I think you release me from any obligation in relation to respecting your political rights and freedoms. So if your meetings get broken up and your paper sellers get chased off the street then tough shit. Let's face it if you're in the BNP you either know the score as far as this stuff is concerned and your outrage about "violence" is a front or you're just incredibly thick and genuinely believe that the party is now the model of democratic respectability. So which is it? Are you a nazi or an idiot?

You're a complete prick, your mate Lumpy is too, although I actually enjoy some of his posts because because he's obviously an intelligent bloke and tries to put forward a reasoned arguement unlike yourself who just comes across as a little princess.

I knew you fancied me really. You try to hide it but I can see this neo nazi hardcase thing is just a pose. You're hiding your true feelings. Let it out. Be free. Put all this hateful self loathing behind you.......    No? Ok suit yourself.

Oh and by the way calling Paul Pauline, ....that's just hysterical...God you're funny.....who writes your material..

[Batch]

A few years ago and yes I'd I still vote for them (BNP) at every opportunity.

Ha ha from an innocent STFC article in The Independent to voting for racist bigots in 2 pages. That's pretty good going.

[pauld]

Oh and by the way calling Paul Pauline, ....that's just hysterical...God you're funny.....who writes your material..

It was the Princess stuff that really hurt though. I'll probably cry myself to sleep tonight.

[Lumps]

Ha ha from an innocent STFC article in The Independent to voting for racist bigots in 2 pages. That's pretty good going.

There's no thread that Ironside and I both post on that isn't in danger of going down this road. It's a six degrees of separation thing. There is no topic that he can't find a way of turning into an attack on the political left / trade unions / ethnic minorities / muslims / insert other target, and I can't stop myself from responding.

Maybe we should have a competition. Post a topic, and see in how many posts we can turn it into a racist / anti racist rant. You'd have to maintain a logical flow of argument (or at least relevance to the previous posts) to avoid them turning into:

What's your favourite biscuits?
You're a Nazi!
Fuck off you tree-hugging lefty shit!

[Ironside]

Lumps, fuck off, look it up on t'internet and you'll find the quotes from Bragg.

I can't be arsed with the rest except to say I'm about as hysterical at the moment and you and your girlfriend Princess Pauline are.

[Batch]

What's your favourite biscuits?

It's surprising how many biscuits are named after revolutionaries. You've got your Garibaldi of course, your Bourbon, and then you've got your Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment.

Revolutionary biscuits of Italy,
Rise up out of your box!
You've got nothing to lose but your wafers,
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

[Lumps]

It's surprising how many biscuits are named after revolutionaries. You've got your Garibaldi of course, your Bourbon, and then you've got your Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment.

Revolutionary biscuits of Italy,
Rise up out of your box!
You've got nothing to lose but your wafers,
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

Shit to revolutionary politics in one move. That's pretty fucking impressive! And a classic Alexei moment thrown in for good measure. Damned good work sir! Your turn to set the topic.

[herthab]

I find both Ironside and Lumps tedious..............

[Don Rogers Shop]

I dont usually find this thing amusing but anyone else think it would be funny and ironic if ironside was raped by a yardie

[pauld]

There's no thread that Ironside and I both post on that isn't in danger of going down this road. It's a six degrees of separation thing. There is no topic that he can't find a way of turning into an attack on the political left / trade unions / ethnic minorities / muslims / insert other target, and I can't stop myself from responding.

Maybe we should have a competition. Post a topic, and see in how many posts we can turn it into a racist / anti racist rant. You'd have to maintain a logical flow of argument (or at least relevance to the previous posts) to avoid them turning into:

What's your favourite biscuits?
You're a Nazi!
Fuck off you tree-hugging lefty shit!

Or we could have a sweep-stake to see how many posts Ironside can make in a single thread before having a tantrum and heading straight for the playground? (Hopefully not in the same sense as "party of law and order" BNP candidate Rod Rowley who got 15 months for kiddie porn a couple of years back)