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[herthab]

I liked the first bit but the final line was rubbish!

There was a chap called Spacey
Who wished to be called Stacey
He went for the op
So the cravings would stop
Aubergine

Much better.

[spacey]

I feel we have invented the surrealist limerick

There was once was a big gaylord named si pie
He watched Brokeback Mountain and it made him cry
The gay cowboys issues
made him reach for some tissues
Justin Fashanu

[RobertT]

Where's the surrealism?

[spacey]

Wooooooaaah! Did you really think this was going to turn into a serious discussion about surrealism? I know as much about surrealist poetry as a sugared but elastic curtain of springs turning to glass!