One liners.

[BANGKOK RED]

What is the best you have heard, and not from T.V.

When I was working in Malaysia a while back I was sat next to an English chap who was as sharp as mustard.

One day I said to him: You know it's true that Asians have little willys when the end of your cock dips in the toilet water when sat down innit.

He replied: "Yeah, it's deep as well innit"

What a fucking reply.

What's the best youv'e heard?

[BANGKOK RED]

Ace, what a popular thread!

[flammableBen]

shhhh... quiet.

[Fred Elliot]

Move along.............nothing to see here

   

[Simon Pieman]

Today, the main partner of my office walked up to me with one of the other managers and asks what jobs I am booked out to do and where I am going.

So I told him I was off to Glasgow Monday afternoon for the whole week. His grimace summed up how I felt I think.

However, he Glaswegian manager stood with him then pipes up:
"Well I can tell you where not to go!"

Me: "Glasgow?"



I think you may have had to be there at the time, although it wasn't a joke, I was being serious.

[Bogus Dave]

Threads like this should be made an offence of the highest order.

[BANGKOK RED]

Threads like this should be made an offence of the highest order.