jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #10365 on: Friday, June 22, 2012, 16:18:55 » |
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And one from the TEF's very onw Simon Pieman:
Needs some work but I think Duran Duran's "A View To A Kill" works:
He can make your strikers look dire
That man called Troy is all we need
Make your strikers look dire
When all we see is Archibald-Henville
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tans
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« Reply #10366 on: Friday, June 22, 2012, 16:25:14 » |
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Shame were not signing Troy Tempest
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« Reply #10367 on: Friday, June 22, 2012, 16:43:39 » |
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This one from one of the lads:
My effort is based around the hit Estelle ft Kanye West track American Boy. It includes the first verse (Kanye) and chorus (Estelle).
This a number one champion sound
yeah TownEnd we ’bout to get down
who the hottest in the world right now.
Just touched down in Swindon Town.
Didnt even cost us a pound.
Got strikers in his pocket now.
Tell J-Wray we need more seats,
We just sold out The Stratton seats
Take us on a trip, we'd like to go some day.
Take us to Bury,Walsall,Tranmere away.
When we needed you, we were in League 2.
You are our defensive rock Troy
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« Reply #10368 on: Saturday, June 23, 2012, 12:41:04 » |
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Re Heskey.... He has the record for the most goals in the EPL without scoring a penalty, if you get me?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10369 on: Saturday, June 23, 2012, 13:40:11 » |
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Re Heskey.... He has the record for the most goals in the EPL without scoring a penalty, if you get me?
Les Ferdinand holds that record I believe. |
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« Reply #10370 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 10:22:04 » |
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I think we should sign Troy for 3 reasons
A. he's good on fifa
B.
50 seconds in
C. don't need a C because B is so great
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Sippo
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« Reply #10371 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 11:29:29 » |
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That is shocking defending from the opposition
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #10372 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 12:13:32 » |
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Sol Campbell against Argentina 1998-esque. Except for Sol didn't score!
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Ernie Hunt's second cousin.
Overweight local cricket all-rounder!
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thedarkprince
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Hubba-hubba
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« Reply #10373 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 14:51:33 » |
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I think we should sign Troy for 3 reasons
A. he's good on fifa
B.
50 seconds in
C. don't need a C because B is so great
Pretty sure that was their last game of the season 2011/2012 and Paul Tisdale put himself on for the final 10-15 mins. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #10374 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 15:55:47 » |
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Pretty sure that was their last game of the season 2011/2012 and Paul Tisdale put himself on for the final 10-15 mins.
Mostly right except the season it was the 2010-11 season, otherwise yes it was. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #10375 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 16:05:40 » |
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Ipshit message boards claiming we've made an offer to Crippled Alice for Owen Garvan
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #10376 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 16:18:46 » |
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Ipshit? Crippled Alice?  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #10377 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 16:45:04 » |
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I don't even know who ipshit is supposed to be. Ipswich?
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Things get better but they never get good
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #10378 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 16:47:01 » |
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I don't even know who ipshit is supposed to be. Ipswich?
The Naaaaarwich fans call them ipshit IIRC. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #10379 on: Sunday, June 24, 2012, 16:57:38 » |
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Another midfielder... Maybe he is shipping out all of last years team (cox, smith and risser)
Don't think he'll take those he doesn't want to Italy so this time next week we should know who we are trying to get shot of
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