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« Reply #150 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 15:49:40 »

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Im not doing very well at being anorexic - I think that I may need some control pants  Soapy Tit Wank


Sexy  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #151 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 15:52:49 »

ha ha I know!! they are flesh coloured too they will go lovelt with my stick on bra!
Just call me bridget!
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« Reply #152 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 15:56:57 »

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ha ha I know!! they are flesh coloured too they will go lovelt with my stick on bra!
Just call me bridget!


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Those bra's are ace! Just not so attractive!
My best friend has a wedding on Sunday, staying at the hotel after reception with her boyfriend of 4 months... We've been trying to work out ways she can get her body shaper off before he tries to get her figure hugging dress off!
Being a girl is such hard work!
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« Reply #153 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 15:59:23 »

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ha ha I know!! they are flesh coloured too they will go lovelt with my stick on bra!
Just call me bridget!


I'll call you fatty.

It'll motivate you.
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« Reply #154 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 16:01:13 »

Ill call you Patrick then ;-)
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« Reply #155 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 16:02:26 »

Ok chunky, whatever floats your boat
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« Reply #156 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 16:38:01 »

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Something with Angostura Bitters then?


I think you should invent a few on Sunday and try them out on JFW.

I'm sure a gent like you will look after her if there are any repercussions/regurgitations.


   I'll have a word with my mate.....went in the pub the other night, and a very fit regular lass was well gone,  he'd asked her if she wanted a drink...she said "surprise me"  so he'd bought her this red looking thing,, he did tell me what was in it but I ended up pissed and forgot.

   Morgan's spiced rum and vodka were too defos.
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« Reply #157 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:33:18 »

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ha ha I know!! they are flesh coloured too they will go lovelt with my stick on bra!
Just call me bridget!


 Smiley
Those bra's are ace! Just not so attractive!
My best friend has a wedding on Sunday, staying at the hotel after reception with her boyfriend of 4 months... We've been trying to work out ways she can get her body shaper off before he tries to get her figure hugging dress off!
Being a girl is such hard work!


   quick nip to the bathroom to change into "something slinky" I reckon!!

Hey has anyone been in that stiggy shop by Charlie Browns and Tesco - Its called BUYology or something?

Those stick on bras are £1.99!! they are £5.99 in Matalan!
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« Reply #158 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:36:12 »

That Buyology shop is ace. Proper cheap crap.
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« Reply #159 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:38:37 »

I know!! I got some Lee Stafford hair stuff for £1 and Zoe brought 2 pillows for £1.99

first off we couldnt find how to get in - it looks like they have broken in made a shop then just boarded up the door!
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« Reply #160 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:41:16 »

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ha ha I know!! they are flesh coloured too they will go lovelt with my stick on bra!
Just call me bridget!


 Smiley
Those bra's are ace! Just not so attractive!
My best friend has a wedding on Sunday, staying at the hotel after reception with her boyfriend of 4 months... We've been trying to work out ways she can get her body shaper off before he tries to get her figure hugging dress off!
Being a girl is such hard work!


Am I right in thinking that it has taken 4 months for him to get into her knickers?
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« Reply #161 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:42:06 »

with knickers like that I'm not surprised, might have to bring some tools, hacksaw, pliers etc.
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« Reply #162 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:43:08 »

but then as well you have the problem of removing control pants to find rolls of flesh that had not been there previously!!
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« Reply #163 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:45:57 »

After 4 months I think that premature ejaculation may be the major problem there. And that he WILL find a way to get them of QUICKLY.
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« Reply #164 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 19:46:25 »

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ha ha I know!! they are flesh coloured too they will go lovelt with my stick on bra!
Just call me bridget!


 Smiley
Those bra's are ace! Just not so attractive!
My best friend has a wedding on Sunday, staying at the hotel after reception with her boyfriend of 4 months... We've been trying to work out ways she can get her body shaper off before he tries to get her figure hugging dress off!
Being a girl is such hard work!


Am I right in thinking that it has taken 4 months for him to get into her knickers?


Haha no!
It's just not very lady like trying to peel off the under garments we speak of and actually watching it all hang out as the case may be!

I paid about £10 in Boots for a new pair of stick ons! What else do they sell in this shop!?!?
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