Mobile Tickets

[Arnold.J.Rimmer]

I expect they cant count to five in there own languages!

I kept meaning to ask - Has anyone come across that freak steward in the Kingswood? shes quite old and sounds dutch or something - the other day she was working on the turnstyles and she took my season ticket and wouldnt give it back she was just looking at me going "oooo you so pretty you a movie star" or something totally odd like that - she then gave my boyfriend a lecture about marrying me before she let us in - she stands there wittering away about crap to anyone who walks buy during the game

this one?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

YES!!! HA HA HA

SHES OFF HER HEAD!!!

Did you film that?

[axs]

Kingswood people scare me.

[Tails]

She once told me I should go to China, teach them how to play football then come back to England and make my own team with them, because then I'd get them into the Premiership and be famous.

[Wood_Ayre]

She said she liked my hair  :?

[Tails]

That would be a lot funnier if I knew what your hair looked like...

[pauld]

I expect they cant count to five in there own languages!

I kept meaning to ask - Has anyone come across that freak steward in the Kingswood? shes quite old and sounds dutch or something - the other day she was working on the turnstyles and she took my season ticket and wouldnt give it back she was just looking at me going "oooo you so pretty you a movie star" or something totally odd like that - she then gave my boyfriend a lecture about marrying me before she let us in - she stands there wittering away about crap to anyone who walks buy during the game

Fantastic, not only improving the Swindon Experience but strengthening family values all in the one package.

[Ralphy]

She's bizarre.

If you don't smile when you walk in she yells at you.

[Don Rogers Shop]

Smile then you twat.

[Bogus Dave]