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« on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:08:27 » |
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I realy do wonder sometimes,
In the past 2 days i have had to avoid no less than about 8 accidents in my car.
Just peoples pulling out on me, nothing dangerous on my part, just pure stupidity on the other person. Luckily i am a very observant driver and have managed to anticipate what the other driver is about to do so have avoided any accidents, but it makes me wonder how some peoples got their licence.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:10:54 » |
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Have you considered that you might have an invisible car?
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:11:43 » |
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my cousin is a driving instructer he reckons that him and his 6 regular examiners are offered sexual favours for a passed test every few weeks between them
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:11:46 » |
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Is it an Aston Martin?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:12:47 » |
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I realy do wonder sometimes,
In the past 2 days i have had to avoid no less than about 8 accidents in my car.
Just peoples pulling out on me, nothing dangerous on my part, just pure stupidity on the other person. Luckily i am a very observant driver and have managed to anticipate what the other driver is about to do so have avoided any accidents, but it makes me wonder how some peoples got their licence. What car do you drive? |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:13:15 » |
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Drivers scare the crap out of me sometimes. Especially when they don't think there are other cars around. They often seem to switch off, and try and run me over when I'm on a zebra crossing.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:46:20 » |
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Drivers scare the crap out of me sometimes. Especially when they don't think there are other cars around. They often seem to switch off, and try and run me over when I'm on a zebra crossing. That's not switching off - they just hate you and are taking advantage of there not being any witnesses around to have a good run at you |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:46:50 » |
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my cousin is a driving instructer he reckons that him and his 6 regular examiners are offered sexual favours for a passed test every few weeks between them and.....................go on ......................... |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, March 31, 2008, 22:50:59 » |
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A bloke drove around a load of parked cars on his side of the road so I had to brake sharpish and get out of his way, despite having the right of way. In hindsight I should have just stayed where I was and let him have to whack his brakes on but it didn't spring to mind immediately!
I hate other drivers, and I think spending enough time in London, whether you drive or not (I don't here), makes that feeling 10 times stronger!
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 07:56:43 » |
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I nearly had one the other week, some bloke pulled out on me, so i foolowed him up the petrol station and had a right benny and threatened to chin him. He legged it back into the car and locked the door, he shit it.  |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 08:54:17 » |
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every morning I have to drive past a primary school - I witness some of the WORST driving in the world
women either in giant 4 by 4s that they can barely see over the steering wheel in let alone drive or they are turning round to bellow at kids sittingin the back and not watching what they are doing
Dont even get me started on the way they all block the road queuing for a mile up the road in order to drop there kid exactly outside the school gate when there is plenty of adequate parking about a 2 minute walk further down! :evil:
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:15:11 » |
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Let them hit you.
Pm me and I'll pursue your injury claim. Everyones a winner!
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:16:58 » |
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will they use a lie detector though Gazza, that may detect that you let them hit you
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:23:31 » |
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will they use a lie detector though Gazza, that may detect that you let them hit you if you just tell the turth it doesn't matter. anyway it's not all that hard to beat. We all had a go as a training exercise and most of my office got away with lieing. So if you are a practiced lier its fine. Or if you turley belive what you are saying that it doesn't pcik it up. |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:36:01 » |
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will they use a lie detector though Gazza, that may detect that you let them hit you if you just tell the turth it doesn't matter. anyway it's not all that hard to beat. We all had a go as a training exercise and most of my office got away with lieing. So if you are a practiced lier its fine. Or if you turley belive what you are saying that it doesn't pcik it up. Jeremy Kyle's one works quite well. Either that or chavs on there are just crap liars.  |
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