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Luci

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« on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 08:55:08 »

Last nights Pizza for breakfast  Cool

Supreme from Pizza Hut with pepperoni, spicy beef, green peppers and mushrooms........bloody lovely.  Cheesy
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 08:59:06 »

a tug job
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red macca

« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 08:59:51 »

a blow job under the work desk.......

Pizza sounds nice though Lady
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 09:00:33 »

Im still feeling the effects of the tub of Ben and Jerrys ice cream I ate last night washed down with a bottle of red wine  Sad
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 09:02:53 »

... a massive shit.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 09:40:51 »

i thought this was going to say

"I've just had......... a brand new merc with an engagement ring on the passenger seat delivered to work a day late. the thick cunt."
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 10:01:50 »

a heart attack
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 10:03:46 »

This is like the game where you have to remember what the last person said.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
sonic youth

« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 10:23:53 »

a packet of mccoys salt and vinegar crisps.

mmmmmm.

pie.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 10:25:40 »

..........4 cups of coffee within the first 1½ hours of work and now i'm pissing for england  :?
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:27:02 »

Muesli. Yum yum.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:40:16 »

a seriously shit appraisal.  Not allowed to use my mobile, email or the internet - oops
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red macca

« Reply #12 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:40:55 »

are you leaving soon birdy?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:49:14 »

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are you leaving soon birdy?


too right, i'm too good for these cunts.  I've just been sorting our everyones printers today because IT can't be arsed to come and fix them. Mainly because they came out to fix one, couldn't find it so fucked off then it turns out they took it away 2 weeks ago, thick cunts
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red macca

« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 15, 2008, 12:50:26 »

well i suggest you walk in the cunts office tell him to sit down  shit on his desk and tell him where to stick his job
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