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« Reply #30 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 09:12:42 »

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Does anyone think the coffee cups have got smaller since the takeover ?

Hmmmmm....this is just the thin end of of the wedge I'm sure. They're clearly no better than the old lot :?
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« Reply #31 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 11:08:40 »

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Does anyone think the coffee cups have got smaller since the takeover ?

Hmmmmm....this is just the thin end of of the wedge I'm sure. They're clearly no better than the old lot :?

 
  There's still a lot of low hanging fruit about...some of it starting to turn extremely rotten..   I had to have words with a couiple of stewards yesterday, after the cunts needlessly harrassed me.   My hangover didn't help, but without not quite doing a Fred,  the red mist was starting to descend and I could sense a problem coming.....this sort of thing shouldn't happen.
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« Reply #32 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 11:17:53 »

Where were you sitting Reg, Bushey and myself had a fine view of a certain notorious steward up to his tricks again?
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« Reply #33 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 11:33:17 »

It seems that people are searching for something to moan about, typical British really.

Why not forget the poison dwarf and think about the fact we have a bright future now.
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« Reply #34 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 11:52:49 »

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It seems that people are searching for something to moan about, typical British really.

Why not forget the poison dwarf and think about the fact we have a bright future now.


Exactly. And to balance the shrinking coffee cup situation I heard that the Bovril is getting thicker.

Just be grateful that we've still got coffee and Bovril to drink.
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« Reply #35 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 12:35:33 »

what were the naughty stewards doing - they never even look at me let alone batter my kidneys wiv a baseball bat
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« Reply #36 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 12:54:52 »

Who is the kid steward with the glasses and ear piece who thinks he's it in the Kingswood?

He was stressing just before half time for some reason. Think he'd called a load of coppers in for some reason.
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« Reply #37 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 13:00:09 »

Bushey told me they call that guy Harry Potter!!  He didn't call the coppers in, an old friend of the TEF did that!
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« Reply #38 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 13:07:06 »

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what were the naughty stewards doing - they never even look at me let alone batter my kidneys wiv a baseball bat


  I'd gone through their little checkpoint on tickets and went for a pee....and the cunts said on my  egress from the bogs "you got a ticket?"  "Yes" says I.

  "Can we see it?"  "Why" says I "I wouldn't be able to get in without a ticket"

   "We need to see your ticket "    

   "You really are an annoying bunch of twats aren't you"   "Its fucking freezing, I've put the ticket in one of my many pockets, and got big thick gloves on."  

   "Well you can't enter unless you show your ticket"..... Reg fumbles about finds stub and waves it in general direction of sad tosser and walks on,...passage is blocked.  "Excuse me you wanted to see ticket,  well here it is"   "We need to look at it closely"   "FFS, you lot really need to get your act together".....stewards stand aside.... Reg stomps off contemplating the Swindon Experience.
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« Reply #39 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 13:14:03 »

Old Harry Potter thinks he is a copper, in fact I would suggest he has a uniform that he puts on and chases his little brother around the house.

Credit where its due, there are a few (2) in Kingswood who look after our area and they have some banter and dont mind us standing, there are ways to steward people and sadly some see the 90 minutes on a saturday where they get to boss people about
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« Reply #40 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 15:08:09 »

Why were the coppers bought in?

Harry Potter was stressing and i heard him say ''FFS we're gonna look right twats now''.
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Why were the coppers bought in?

Harry Potter was stressing and i heard him say ''FFS we're gonna look right twats now''.


why was he seen talking to u ralphy  Cool
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« Reply #42 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 17:33:29 »

Very good, give yourself a star.
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« Reply #43 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 17:40:11 »

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Old Harry Potter thinks he is a copper, in fact I would suggest he has a uniform that he puts on and chases his little brother around the house.

Credit where its due, there are a few (2) in Kingswood who look after our area and they have some banter and dont mind us standing, there are ways to steward people and sadly some see the 90 minutes on a saturday where they get to boss people about


is that sinbad?

Sinbad is the king of all stewards
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« Reply #44 on: Sunday, February 3, 2008, 17:43:03 »

No sinbad looks after all the young chavs, are you one of them?!?! ha ha
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