Fred Elliot
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« on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:31:31 » |
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To all you plastic Scots
I thought you were passionate and patriotic about your so called heritage
Burns night and not even a mention on here
Jayohaitchen was right..............................you would all give your right bollock and your first child to be English wouldn't you !!!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:35:50 » |
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janaage
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:46:08 » |
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haha guess what's in my glass and guess what's cooking on the stove?
A whiskey in my glass and the haggis is about 10 mins away from being ready.
Having said that I'm not really into Burns, his poetry doesn't really do it for me!!!
Happy burns night fred you cunt!!
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yeo
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:47:16 » |
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Shouldnt it be Scotch?
PLastic!!!
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janaage
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:48:43 » |
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I've only got JD at home, and that's not even from the right continent!!
Apologies to any "real" scots out there.
Plastic Jan.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:49:14 » |
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:49:55 » |
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how disappointing.
bottle of irn bru in the fridge though, right?
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spacey
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:50:11 » |
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I qualify to play for Scotland due to the fact that I sat through all of Braveheart without saying 'what a load of bollocks', and if I grow a beard it's a bit ginger.
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janaage
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:52:08 » |
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You qualify by being a miserable, yet darkly funny individual. If you hate Maggie Thatcher you have a chance of getting a job in Holyrood (the Parliament not the school).
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janaage
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 19:54:13 » |
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how disappointing.
bottle of irn bru in the fridge though, right? I went up to Edinburgh a few years back to watch Hibs v Hearts, had a skin full on the friday night. Anyway at one stage of the saturday morning I found myself walking the streets of Edinburgh with a rolled up copy of the Daily Record in my back pocket, a hang over thumping through my head and a bottle of Irn Bru in hand. I never felt more Scottish in all my life. Hibs got beat 3-0 at home, just a few hours later. |
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spacey
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 20:04:36 » |
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If you hate Maggie Thatcher Do you need to ask? I've also eaten haggis without wretching, although I only managed this by mixing it with the spuds. |
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 20:57:11 » |
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how did fred know it's burns night?
closet jock i reckon!
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Nemo
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 21:00:37 » |
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I tried Haggis the other day. Tasted fine, but then I threw up. Is that normal, or just the spirit of William Wallace trying to piss on my English parade?
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 21:04:55 » |
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i qualify to play for scotland as my mum is from glasgow. i have had a whiskey and am meeting a bird from aberdeen in a bit. do i win?
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 21:12:12 » |
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My grandmother was scottish, my mother was born in scotland, I am proper ginger and I have several bottles of scotch in my house.
However, I decided at an early age that being English was much better, and I fucking hate offal.
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