Please crack on Bangkok.....
Righty, and some others on here may remember this from a few years back.
As my last post suggested I had a HUGE spot on my arse, so large that I could not sit down and had to lay on my front.
The pain was so intense that I was left with no choice but to go to the hospital and upon a cursory inspection of my but by the nurse, she got on the phone and said something along the line's of: "We need a doctor here, as some poor chap has a boil the size of my fist on his arse". and she was not exaggerating either.
I was taken into A&E, yes
A&E for a fucking spot and was asked to lay down on my front ect. The doctor's diagnosis was that the only way to deal with the problem was to have it surgically removed, well at this point I was in so much pain that I would agree to just about anything.
He then went on to tell me that due to the nature and location of the said infection that NO anaesthetic could be administered. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
The long and short of that bit of news was that I had no other choice and so bit down and said "Get it over and done with". The phyisical pain of having your but cheek physically cut open, and the pussy contents forcibly squeezed out was unpleasant to say the least, yet the pain of having sterile swabs inserted, poked and pushed into the wound, is something fitting for a "saw" movie.
It didn't end there either. To ensure that the infection was completely gone, I had to undergo the same process again for another 10 consecutive days: Being cut open again, having the dirty "Swabs" removed, having the wound cleaned, fresh swabs inserted and stitched up again. And each time without any pain killer whatsoever apart from one time I convinced them to give me a shot of Morpheine. And just to rub it in the car-ride back home was also immensely painful.
There where days that I literally could have cried before even leaving for the hospital, and each time I would get up the operating bed satuarated with sweat to the point that my misses used to wonder if I had pissed myself.
The moral of the story is: If you find a pimple on your bum. DON'T PICK IT!
Feel better about your day now pumbaa?
