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flammableBen

« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 00:23:17 »

They may do. I'd imagine that the Wooden Boards would double up for Marmot protection as well as sac-shaping.

The Zacdanglo haven't been the same since that cunt on that BBC tribes program went there and introduced them to Toblerones. I think their entire tribe is now part of some niche porn market.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 00:32:10 »

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They may do. I'd imagine that the Wooden Boards would double up for Marmot protection as well as sac-shaping.

The Zacdanglo haven't been the same since that cunt on that BBC tribes program went there and introduced them to Toblerones. I think their entire tribe is now part of some niche porn market.

 
 Indeed the Zacdanglo had no concept of the triangular prism until their space was invaded by a licence fee funded intrusion....whereas the scented odour of the Anchovi tree has long been known to deter the marmot.
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flammableBen

« Reply #17 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 00:49:09 »

It's amazing how a fashion for Anchovi Tree scented perfumes and notepaper could have such a devastating affect on the everyday lives on some of the oldest cultures on the planet.

What was once a natural food source and testicle protection for the Madagascan Tribespeople has now nearly been harvested to extinction. It's biggest short term affect has been on the Birth Rates of the Zamzubu.

It's something we all need to be reminded of, when you get a whiff of Anchovi on a loved one you've got to realise that you're part of the problem. We have to realise that it's not only Spider-Whales and Albino Tigers that are affected by our environmental footprint; but ancient peoples who's ways have been unchanged for centuries.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 01:08:26 »

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It's amazing how a fashion for Anchovi Tree scented perfumes and notepaper could have such a devastating affect on the everyday lives on some of the oldest cultures on the planet.

What was once a natural food source and testicle protection for the Madagascan Tribespeople has now nearly been harvested to extinction. It's biggest short term affect has been on the Birth Rates of the Zamzubu.

It's something we all need to be reminded of, when you get a whiff of Anchovi on a loved one you've got to realise that you're part of the problem. We have to realise that it's not only Spider-Whales and Albino Tigers that are affected by our environmental footprint; but ancient peoples who's ways have been unchanged for centuries.


 Indeed there are ancient cultures in the shires ...who have been whiffless of the Anchovi for so long that they see themselves not so much part of the problem but more part of the solution.
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flammableBen

« Reply #19 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 01:29:12 »

I have to say that unless they make their voices heard then they can never be part of the solution. It's up all the Anchovi whiffless Shiremen out there to shout about it.

People are too quick to suffer in silence, but as part of an issue like this with wide reaching ramifications, it's not responsible or acceptable.
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 01:33:54 »

i feel like I've learnt things this evening. thank you gentlemen.
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flammableBen

« Reply #21 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 01:38:24 »

Glad to be educationamal
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sonic youth

« Reply #22 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 02:04:40 »

i refuse to read this nonsense
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flammableBen

« Reply #23 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 02:16:25 »

and you call yourself a member of the tef.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 07:01:30 »

So, can I presume that the fruit of the Anchovie tree is low hanging then?
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 11:16:27 »

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So, can I presume that the fruit of the Anchovie tree is low hanging then?


   I think you can....however it is the wood of the tree that has deterent powers.

   Your mission.... should you decide to accept it....is to enter the Thai rainforest where the Anchovi grows and harvest a crop of both fruit and timber.
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 11:26:12 »

and you can't cheat by nicking it from a locals undercrackers.
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Sussex

« Reply #27 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 11:32:01 »

Plums?
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 12:04:09 »

What a load of bollocks.....or are they cherries.
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lebowski

« Reply #29 on: Monday, December 31, 2007, 12:05:37 »

god bless uncle google and and aunty wikipedia.
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