Man and a Van

[Fred Elliot]

Right chaps

Could anyone point me in the direction of a reliable "Man with a Van" to help me move on 4th January

Many thanks in advance

[Bushey Boy]

Call me tomorrow mate, I have a bloke who likes cash and has a transit, an ox as well and will help move you

Hes sound

[Fred Elliot]

coolio

cheers mate

[Sippo]

Or you can hire a luton from m&s in cheney manor. I'll drive and help out.

[sonic youth]

are you moving yourself?

can't help with a van, we rented ours from target. a horse crashed into it

when you move, give me a shout and i'll help you out you big eppy

[redbullzeye]

Fred - don't know anyone with a van but if you need a hand carting stuff, just give me a shout

[flammableBen]

and me.

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

i don't do lifting but i will offer my managmnet skills and generally movtivate the team to reach there goals.

ps if anyone breaks anything i can pursue a claim just wrapped one up some twaty mover dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it got the onwer a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new one and a grand for the ditress    

[BANGKOK RED]

i don't do lifting but i will offer my managmnet skills and generally movtivate the team to reach there goals.

ps if anyone breaks anything i can pursue a claim just wrapped one up some twaty mover dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it got the onwer a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new one and a grand for the ditress    

Could somebody please translate?

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

I don't do lifting (I will not pick up move heavy objects) I will offer my managment skills and generally motoviate the team to reach their goals (I will shout buzz words and catchy managment jargon at the people working whilst doing fuck all but claim all the gorly when the job is done well)
 
ps if anyone breaks anthing I can pursue a claim (I deal in civil litigation for a living) I just wrapped one up (I just settled a claim) some twaty mover (a fat stuipd man who gets paid to mover things) dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it (I think that bit is explains it's self) I got the owner a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new plant and a grand for the disstress (I pursued a civil action for the owner of the plant and due to my work he was awared compensation which I made sure was over and above what he actully lost)

get it know?

[Fred Elliot]

Thank you ever so much everyone....................this is a massive help

[Bushey Boy]

happy to give a hand for a few hours dependant on work fella.

[Fred Elliot]

*BUMP*

For those of you that have offered to help on the 4th Jan, you have my eternal thanks, not to mention me owing you copious amounts of alcohol.

If you can still manage to give me a hand PM me and ill let you have the address etc

Cheers everyone

[Samdy Gray]

I'm working, but I'll come round and help you drink copious amounts of cider if that's any consolation?

[Fred Elliot]

Thats cool mate