I've always thought that Fogster and The plagiarist's arguments have been a real battle of wits.
You're a cunt
You're more cunty
No you are! You're like proper cuntish
You're like cuntish x infinity
You're cuntish x infinity + some wankers
Yeah, well you're cuntish x infinity + some wankers and a bunch of bastards
Keep it up guys! It's a real joy to read.
They could use some tips from Derek and Clive,
http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/live_02.htm