Now this makes me f**king angry!!!

[Fred Elliot]

I don't really remember much about primary school. .

Ketamin

[Lumps]

spotted dick and arctic roll. all with lumpy custard.

Could I just point out that I am not now, nor have ever been, involved in the provision of catering services to educational establishments.

Thank you.

[Kinky Tom]

I went to a C of E school, we didn't do prayers or anything. Infact, our headteacher was a Hare Krishna.

Ha, cool.