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I've got a weird spot/lump on the back of my neck which has suddenly appeared. Properly right in the centre. I reckon they've been injecting my spine / base of my skull with some stuff to see if I can reach my awesome potential.
I won't stop being lazy you bastards.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:37:08 » |
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Did they give you an anal probe?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:38:42 » |
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I hope so. I might have enjoyed that even if they wiped my memory after.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:40:57 » |
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I've got a weird spot/lump on the back of my neck which has suddenly appeared. Properly right in the centre. I reckon they've been injecting my spine / base of my skull with some stuff to see if I can reach my awesome potential.
I won't stop being lazy you bastards. Now that's a bit scary, because I've got one as well, mine is slightly off centre mind....I put it down to something like a biblical plague of boils. |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:43:30 » |
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Didn't all the biblical plagues come from Jews moaning about stuff? I don't want to build pyramids so I'm going to get god to make it rain frogs before I suck off some dude in a multi-coloured coat who dreams about cows. or something.
Bloody Jews.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:46:06 » |
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I hope so. I might have enjoyed that even if they wiped my memory after. Never mind your memory, just hope they wiped their fingers before probing your throat! |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:46:57 » |
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Didn't all the biblical plagues come from Jews moaning about stuff? I don't want to build pyramids so I'm going to get god to make it rain frogs before I suck off some dude in a multi-coloured coat who dreams about cows. or something.
Bloody Jews. You could be right....the takeover of STFC is even held up by jew diligence. |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:50:00 » |
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are you neville in disguise
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:03:55 » |
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are you neville in disguise  I'm trying to lure him out, he saves his best work for Fridays. |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:14:36 » |
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I had this a few years ago, and was initially shit scared. My lump was a little towards the left, but still on the back of my neck, just below my hairline.
You know what it turned out to be? Chicken Pox. Apparently the lymph gland gets going first, and the Pox follow.
Have you ever had them before?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:18:55 » |
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I've had chicken pox I think. This is directly in the middle. proper weird. Like somebody has injected something in the back of my neck and I've had a mini reaction.
I reckon it was Sonic and his secret revolutionary organisation. I bow down to you my future leader.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:21:07 » |
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In rare cases people can get them twice.
Oh, and in case you can't remember what they're like, they fucking horrible.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, November 2, 2007, 11:26:23 » |
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In rare cases people can get them twice.
Oh, and in case you can't remember what they're like, they fucking horrible. Ive had them twice - oh my god it was lush - not! |
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, November 2, 2007, 11:54:09 » |
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Ive had them twice as well.
Second time was weirdly only down one arm though.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, November 2, 2007, 12:09:43 » |
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I found out I had got them for a second time the day after I had been on the final of that soccer night competition - some of the players and Iffy were there and the doctor made me ring everyone I had been in close contact with including ringing Swindon town to tell them too look out for signs of chicken pox as I would have been highly contagious that night! That was quite embaressing  |
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