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Ralphy

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« Reply #195 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:32:55 »

The stewards in the county ground car park after the game.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #196 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:34:37 »

Fireworks in built up areas  :x
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« Reply #197 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:36:19 »

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The stewards in the county ground car park after the game.
dont park there then
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« Reply #198 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:37:54 »

has anyone mentioned the board?? :wall:
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« Reply #199 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:46:23 »

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The stewards in the county ground car park after the game.
dont park there then


It's just the convinence i suspose.

Is the cricket club a nightmare to get out of too?

I used to park at St Joseph's school.
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sonic youth

« Reply #200 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:56:12 »

shrivenham road, tesco car park or merlin - all free
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« Reply #201 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:56:23 »

birds with big hands...i don't like birds wiv big hands, big hands mind u!
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« Reply #202 on: Monday, November 5, 2007, 22:44:23 »

I hate alcohol
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« Reply #203 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 07:54:15 »

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birds with big hands...i don't like birds wiv big hands, big hands mind u!


Do they have strangely husky voices and a hint of 5 o'clock shadow?
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flammableBen

« Reply #204 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:02:48 »

I don't like birds with hands. I like stumps. Or a hook attachment is better. Nothing turns me on more than the touch of a cold metal pointy prosthetic against my unprotected scrotum. Mmmm...
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« Reply #205 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:05:52 »

Smelly, untidy houses.

A customer on my round never gets out of his chair all day. The house is a shit hole and stinks. There is rotten food on the carpet.

How do people live like this? I feel sick everytime i take his mail in.
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« Reply #206 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:07:23 »

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I don't like birds with hands. I like stumps. Or a hook attachment is better. Nothing turns me on more than the touch of a cold metal pointy prosthetic against my unprotected scrotum. Mmmm...


you were staring a bit much in the co-op last week.
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« Reply #207 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:08:06 »

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Smelly, untidy houses.

A customer on my round never gets out of his chair all day. The house is a shit hole and stinks. There is rotten food on the carpet.

How do people live like this? I feel sick everytime i take his mail in.


try the letterbox instead. brilliant invention.
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« Reply #208 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:17:27 »

I hate it when people are walking side by side in a narrow corridoor when I'm walking towards them and look at you like you should be doing something to get out of their way, fuck off...

(yes that pretty much just happened)
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« Reply #209 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:43:24 »

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Smelly, untidy houses.

A customer on my round never gets out of his chair all day. The house is a shit hole and stinks. There is rotten food on the carpet.

How do people live like this? I feel sick everytime i take his mail in.


try the letterbox instead. brilliant invention.


He asks me to bring his mail in the house to him in the chair. Being a friendly helpful postie, I do, whilst holding my breath.
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