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« on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 04:21:27 » |
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oh fuck... lost my phone again tonight... it'd be funny but it's my 7th handset in 10 months... I thought ultra tight white skinny jeans would render it impossible to lose a phone but somehow I manage it. I'm a stupid cunt. Will someone put a bullet in my head. I'm on the verge of killing myself... espesh as I promised a girl I like I'd send her a drunken text and now I can't... She'll probably think I'm fucking someone else. Aids. Also, if the cunt that hijacked my account would give it back, it'd be much appreciated... Or I can stay pinkyswindon@hotmail.com forever, you cunt.  |
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 05:22:26 » |
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oh fuck... lost my phone again tonight... it'd be funny but it's my 7th handset in 10 months... I thought ultra tight white skinny jeans would render it impossible to lose a phone but somehow I manage it. I'm a stupid cunt. Will someone put a bullet in my head. I'm on the verge of killing myself... espesh as I promised a girl I like I'd send her a drunken text and now I can't... She'll probably think I'm fucking someone else. Aids. Also, if the cunt that hijacked my account would give it back, it'd be much appreciated... Or I can stay pinkyswindon@hotmail.com forever, you cunt. :fag: |
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 07:31:50 » |
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oh fuck... lost my phone again tonight... it'd be funny but it's my 7th handset in 10 months... I thought ultra tight white skinny jeans would render it impossible to lose a phone but somehow I manage it. I'm a stupid cunt. Will someone put a bullet in my head. I'm on the verge of killing myself... espesh as I promised a girl I like I'd send her a drunken text and now I can't... She'll probably think I'm fucking someone else. Aids. Also, if the cunt that hijacked my account would give it back, it'd be much appreciated... Or I can stay pinkyswindon@hotmail.com forever, you cunt. :fag: Very George Michael. |
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 07:31:58 » |
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You are a tart Walrus
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 08:07:57 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 08:54:51 » |
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White skinny jeans are so last year Walrus tsk. :-))(
Buy a old school brick to go wuith those jeans and you'llnotice when you've lost the thing.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 11:42:13 » |
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Walrus go up to Steward 28 and call him a fucking wanker, this should help your situation.  |
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walrus
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:17:23 » |
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What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :|
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:19:03 » |
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What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :| Do you remember setting up a facebook page about it? |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:21:30 » |
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why would you need to text a girl, if you wear white skinny jeans.
That automatically makes you a fucking ghey!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:31:12 » |
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walrus
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 14:25:19 » |
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What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :| Do you remember setting up a facebook page about it? Nope  I don't remember going out last night if I'm honest, I'm a bit of a whirl at the minute.... |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 14:27:00 » |
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Nights like that are ace. Until you have to face up to your actions anyway.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 08:57:50 » |
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Get some phone insurance mate.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 15:25:05 » |
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What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :| Do you remember setting up a facebook page about it?  ace. |
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