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« Reply #30 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:09:53 »

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Hedgehogs eyesight is poor, but their sense of smell and hearing is very good.


If they went to specsavers they'd have seen the bloody badgers coming!


Hedgehog facts? They're omnivorous too! They eat mice and birds.


Did Bill Oddy know about this? He'd turn in his grave.

He is dead now isn't he?
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:10:41 »

Oddys not dead is he Shocked
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:11:45 »

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I don't think so, but how the fuck does a hedgehog catch a bird?

According to mouse facts, mice like bacon.


 I spose all the little Birdy's are having a sleep and teh big bad hedgehog creeps up on them at night and.... chomp.
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:17:15 »

Bastards! Sounds to me like the badger's well within its rights.
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:22:19 »

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Oddys not dead is he Shocked


i saw him a few months ago at paddington and he didn't look particularly embalmed.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:23:04 »

Ooops, Bill Oddie/Johnny Morris. Close enough  Smiley

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/programmes/who/bill_oddie.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/animalmagic
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:23:52 »

No that isnt close enough :x
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:27:47 »

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No that isnt close enough :x


What's 25 years between dead people? One of which is still alive?

Talk about splitting hairs!

 Cheesy
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:30:13 »

Its like Jollity farm in here.

   All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats mee-yow
The dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
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All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)
The cats mee-yow
(Mee-yow, mee-yow)
The dogs bow-wow
(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm

All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet
The lambs all bleat
(baaaaa!)
And shake their feet
Everything’s a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm

Regular as habit
The cocks begin to crow
Can the old buck rabbit
Sing “Stuff it up your jumper”
Vo-do-de-oh

All the little ducks go quack quack quack
(quack quack quack)
The cows go Moo
The bull does, too
Everyone says how do you do
Down on Jollity Farm

  Vivian Stanshall
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:32:47 »

yes, it's just like Jollity farm Reg.  :shock:  :?
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:36:09 »

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yes, it's just like Jollity farm Reg.  :shock:  :?


 How do you do?
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:38:12 »

right hand, tight grip.
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:40:01 »

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right hand, tight grip.


 You'm be a country boy then.
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 22:40:29 »

yesssireee
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, October 22, 2007, 23:59:23 »

Did you know that Badgers are often known as Hairy Land Manatees?
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