I suppose its a bit how the Viennese must have felt in the spring of 1241, when Ogadei Khan's Mongols under the command of Subotai, were nearing the gates of Vienna. How do you keep the Mongols out?
The Knight's Templars were not up to the task losing the Battle of Leignitz, but fortunately for Western Civillisation and culture, Ogadei died, so the Mongols returned to Mongolia.....never to return.
I love it - Reg's analagies are quickly becoming a forum institution. Rather like (to use another analagy) the Stuart Hall football reports on Radio 5