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Toni

« Reply #510 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:14:57 »

Excuse me. Would everyone stop accusing me of being a man!
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« Reply #511 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:17:09 »

not until we see some proof.

explain the offside rule.
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flammableBen

« Reply #512 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:18:16 »

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Excuse me. Would everyone stop accusing me of being a man!


They think you're me on a wind up. Have you really agreed to go on a date with Reg? I was going to ask you out for a drink myself, but I don't want to step on the boss-man's shoes.
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« Reply #513 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:18:40 »

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http://www.redwing-coaches.co.uk/graphics/little_britain_emily200.jpg
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Toni

« Reply #514 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:24:23 »

Ben you were going to ask me out for a drink?

I have agreed to a drink with Reg but seeing as he thinks i'm a man i might have to cancel it.

I'd like to go out for a drink with you Ben.  Oops
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Toni

« Reply #515 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:30:35 »

The offside rule. There has to be at least 2 opposition players (including the goalkeeper) in front of the striker. If theres only the goalkeeper in front of the striker then he's offside.

I know that doesn't make any sense but i know what i mean.  
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« Reply #516 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:31:44 »

If you're a coprophiliac Ben might be your man.
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Toni

« Reply #517 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:33:39 »

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If you're a coprophiliac Ben might be your man.


I may be having a blonde moment but what the fuck does that mean? soapy tit wank
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flammableBen

« Reply #518 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:33:55 »

I'd love to go for a drink with you Toni. Best I can do at the moment though is Thursday evening. I have work Friday and Saturday nights.
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flammableBen

« Reply #519 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:34:23 »

I don't know what it means either.
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« Reply #520 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:35:29 »

someone who likes poo i think
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« Reply #521 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:36:49 »

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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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Toni

« Reply #522 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:36:50 »

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I don't know what it means either.


Oh good. At least i don't feel completely thick then.

Thursday nights are good for me.

I work on Wednesday night but any other night and i'm free.

*except this Thursday night. I'm working an overtime shift in Cheltenham Sad
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« Reply #523 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:37:58 »

It has been documented. You can freeze your feces and then use as a penetrative device.

Remarkable the experimentive nature of people today.
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flammableBen

« Reply #524 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:38:17 »

No worries. We'll sort out a night next week when I've checked the rota at work.
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