GUILTY MK II

[Fred Elliot]

Interesting day FB

Spent most of it in LSE then got invited for a drink in "The Club" in Whitehall.

Proper old school (can you remember Randall's drinking club in Trading Places ?)

Absoloutly no females in sight and an awful lot of old gezzers drinking brandy and smoking ceeegars.

Stopped for one then dived out to The Mad Bishop at Paddington.

Just walked in !

Tampon Machine Maintenance Man my arse

 

[flammableBen]

"The Club" in Whitehall? You should be making friends in there reg (I think they call it networking in big gay self obsessed places). Sounds posh, could make some big connections.

And don't deny that Tampon Machine Maintenance is part of your job.

[Fred Elliot]

The barman looked like this

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/minder_59.jpg

"Pint of larger and a V and T Dave...................put it on the slate!"

And Feminine hygene accounts for about 2% of my resposibilities

[Fred Elliot]

"The Club" in Whitehall? You should be making friends in there reg

Reg ?

Retard !!!!

[flammableBen]

That's a crazy typo, either it's to do with f,d and g being next to each other on the keyboard or I've been subconsciously thinking about Reg. I've been having a little serpent based conversation on the boardroom bit with Reg, maybe my fingers got confused.

Who knows, could be either. Take it as a compliment.

2% my arse. I've heard it's the part of your job you take most interest in.

[Fred Elliot]

2% my arse. I've heard it's the part of your job you take most interest in.

I deliver a quality service to my ladies

[flammableBen]

Good for you. A bit too quality? Did I hear that you got banned from personal cubicle hand outs? I think if a machine breaks you're supposed to mend it, not perform it's duties in sketchy Fred in ladies toilets form.

[Fred Elliot]

I also hand out moisturising packs and offer free body to body massages at lunchtimes.

It's all good

[Arriba]

i've changed my mind about killing them.i think they should be used for the testing of medicines for the rest of their pathetic lives.at least then they are giving something back for their crimes and it might save a few monkeys and bunnies

[Chubbs]

i've changed my mind about killing them.i think they should be used for the testing of medicines for the rest of their pathetic lives.at least then they are giving something back for their crimes and it might save a few monkeys and bunnies

i've tried to argue this point on many occasions  but its just turned out into a full scale brawl but i fully agrre on this, not just these but anyone whos doing life, or is on death row should be used for testing rather that poor animals in which results wont even give a 100% accuracy as a dog is not a human being.

im not trying to start yet another discussion on this, just a small opinion of mine.