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Potty-mouthed paranoid Ironside has spoken about his addiction to racism. Speaking exclusively to The Daily TE, the foreigner hating baffoon recalled how his addiction started and then spiralled out of control.
'It all started as a bit of fun. A couple of lines of Jim Davidson before a night out, I thought I could handle it. Things got a bit more serious when I dropped a couple of Stan Boardmans at a club, I spent the next 8 hours really hating them Geeeermans.'
It wasn't long before the right wing nutjob was experimenting with harder stuff. 'I remember once when my regular dealer got busted and I couldn't get any Bernard Manning. I eventually managed to score off a bloke in a pub but it turned out to be some bad gear that was going around that had been cut with some Richard Littlejohn. That's when the paranoia really set in, before I knew what was going on I was off my face every day on The Daily Mail. I was even doing the supplement of The Mail on Sunday!'
In part 2 of this exclusive interview Ironside tells how he attempted to invade Poland after drinking 3 bottles of Paul Daniels.
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:22:12 » |
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:blahblahblah:
Whatever.
You're fucking boring Spacey.
Worn out record springs to mind.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:24:06 » |
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Been drinking again?
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:24:14 » |
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Fuck off Alan.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:24:24 » |
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I liked it Spacey.  |
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:27:52 » |
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How dare I criticise Spacey.
You are all a bunch of sheep.
Let us hail him him for being inventive, alternative and funny.
Yeah right.
He's just a bloke like the rest of us. I can disagree with him, that's my prerogative. Just like you all do with anybody who doesn't tow the Consortium line.
And I'm not drunk either.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:27:52 » |
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it made i larf. sehr gut
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:29:48 » |
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If you dont like it dont fucking read it. Spacey is great  |
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:29:54 » |
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oooooo it's just like Big Brother......... I thought it was funny, FWIW  |
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:30:49 » |
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If you dont like it dont fucking read it. Spacey is great Whatever. Marry him then Jamie. I think he is a grade A cunt. |
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:32:52 » |
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If you dont like it dont fucking read it. Spacey is great yeah but how do you know if you don't like it without reading it? |
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:32:53 » |
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Your thoughts are not welcome.
Marry him...
*goes down on one knee*
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:33:28 » |
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If you dont like it dont fucking read it. Spacey is great yeah but how do you know if you don't like it without reading it? Its a valid point. |
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:34:29 » |
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How dare I criticise Spacey.
You are all a bunch of sheep.
Let us hail him him for being inventive, alternative and funny.
Yeah right.
He's just a bloke like the rest of us. I can disagree with him, that's my prerogative. Just like you all do with anybody who doesn't tow the Consortium line.
And I'm not drunk either. You're just jealous because your a shit cunt that wears denim all over. All the fashionable people love me. You still haven't recovered from me saying you looked like a serial killer going through a mid life crisis. |
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, June 30, 2007, 20:34:31 » |
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Is Alan on a wind up?
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