ben's death wish list

[sonic youth]

i'm intrigued. do share benathy.

[flammableBen]

I've got it written down somewhere, it's a bit out of date though.

[flammableBen]

Hahaha, I just found it. It doesn't even stick to people. There's bands, ideologies, tv shows and deities on there. Mostly pop artists though.

[pumbaa]

Post it Ben! NOW!

[flammableBen]

It's very 2003/4 (ish), when I was pissed off at all the shit music you had to put up with in the student night clubs in exeter. It was before late licence law changes came in so there weren't many options.

I'll put it up in a bit when I've had a bottle of wine. That way I can drunkenly edit it to be better.

[sonic youth]

hurry up, i want to read it before i go to bed and i've got an exam tomorrow

[flammableBen]

Oh for fucks sake. It's really pretty disappointing. Give me a few mins to type it up....

[flammableBen]

Tim Henman
Joss Stone
Natasha Beddingfield
Hanson
Friends (the tv show)
Daniel Beddingfield
Steve Mcmahon
Westlife
Boyzone
George W Bush
Neo-Conservatism
God
Donkey Sanctuaries
Cats
Musicals
Tony Blair
The Daily Mail
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Abba
Usher
Black Eyed Peas
Mariah Carey
Will young
Gareth Gates
Ant and Dec
Robert Kilroy silk
Michael Howard
Cliff Richard
Howard - The dude from the halifax adverts
Lyn Skully
Blue
Louis Walsh
Blue Peter
Anastacia
Dido
Ronan Keeting
Missy Elliot
Jamelia
Lemar
Beyonce
Papa Roach
Bono
June Sarpong

Happy now? I think I wrote all of them down in the space of a few days and then forgot about my list.

I used to be so filled with hate.

I should read it out over some funky beats and release it onto the tinternet under the title "I Hate 2003/2004".

[Bushey Boy]

I thought it would be a list of like 5 people.  You have more issues than I first thought

[Arriba]

i dont wish death on anyone, but joss stone comes fucking close.
of your list flammable,i'd love to do natasha bedingfield(fuck not kill)
that lyn skully would get it too

[flammableBen]

i dont wish death on anyone, but joss stone comes fucking close.
of your list flammable,i'd love to do natasha bedingfield(fuck not kill)
that lyn skully would get it too

As a believer, despite the tabloid sensationalism, that murder is worse than rape; if I'm going to slowly slit some of these young ladies throats, then there's no reason I shouldn't have a little surprise fun with some of the nicer ones. But then Rape and Murder is probably worse than just Murder. It's a bit of a moral minefield to be fair; oh well, if you're going to go on a psycho, back in time 3-4 years killing spree, then debating the morality of it in your head is a bit pointless.

I'm now at peace with my self. In my head. Sort of.

[axs]

there's a couple on there i can really identify with - blue (not particularly all of them - just that knobby one) and june sarpong the rat-faced witch.

[Red81]

I'd happily kill off all those people... the world wouldn't be any better or worse off without them. I'd have to fuck Joss Stone first though, or at least get a blow job from the slag

[sonic youth]

here's my thoughts.

Tim Henman - definitely, preferably somehowusing bleach
Joss Stone - wrap her in an american flag and set fire to her.
Natasha Beddingfield - don't care
Hanson - i'd feel as though i was killing tails
Friends (the tv show) - meh
Daniel Beddingfield - "gotta get through this", through what, you shit fuck?
Steve Mcmahon - touché. i'd scouse him to death. break his legs and replace them with bricks.
Westlife - i'd use them to bomb...
Boyzone - can you make people into bombs?
George W Bush - obviously.
Neo-Conservatism - i know you're middle class ben. don't deny.
God - blatantly not possible.
Donkey Sanctuaries - donkeys are cool. especially manic depressive donkeys.
Cats - my cat would destroy you
Musicals - agreed. especially joseph.
Tony Blair - too late. he did it himself.
The Daily Mail - with so much glee i'd probably die of happiness in the process
Limp Bizkit - CUNT
Linkin Park - CUNT
Abba - meh
Usher - CUNT
Black Eyed Peas - except fergie, i'd fuck her
Mariah Carey - you could park a bus between her tits. i might try.
Will young - ponce
Gareth Gates - perfumed ponce
Ant and Dec - argh. i'd force them to fight to the death then kill the winner.
Robert Kilroy silk - you should watch
Michael Howard - well out-dated
Cliff Richard - i'd execute him in a shaun of the dead style using his records
Howard - The dude from the halifax adverts - nah he's alright. i've got a halifax account
Lyn Skully - STOP SCREAMING WOMAN
Blue - i'd turn them red. BLOOD RED.
Louis Walsh - i don't mind him, plus we share the same surname so we might be related.
Blue Peter - never. blue peter is ace.
Anastacia - is she the man woman? i'd use her cock to batter herself to death
Dido - dull but not death worthy
Ronan Keeting - send him to belfast
Missy Elliot - STOP MAKING SHIT MUSIC YOU FAT WHORE
Jamelia - no she's alright.
Lemar - meh. he made me laugh on top gear once.
Beyonce - with that arse? no.
Papa Roach - last resort? last words, bitch.
Bono - i'd starve him to death and impose trade sanctions on his arse
June Sarpong - without doubt.

[Spud]

Can i smash Natasha Beddingfields back doors in before you carry out such a task ben?