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« Reply #225 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:15:49 »

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is it the stinging sensation you all get off on, or the rash afterwards?
the stinging sensation. A dock leaf and spit sorts out the rash. Well worth it :shock:
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« Reply #226 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:16:15 »

i almost pissed myself at work reading this hilarious thread .. thanks Birdy!
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« Reply #227 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:17:00 »

you'll be complaining of finding creepy crawlies in your pubes next
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« Reply #228 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:17:51 »

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you'll be complaining of finding creepy crawlies in your pubes next
simple answer... pesticide
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« Reply #229 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:19:21 »

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you'll be complaining of finding creepy crawlies in your pubes next
simple answer... pesticide


That might make your foreskin die and peel off
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« Reply #230 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:19:56 »

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you'll be complaining of finding creepy crawlies in your pubes next
simple answer... pesticide


Petrol will get rid of the creepy crawlies.

And has the added benefit of stinging like a bastard once it comes into contact with the nettle rash.

Double the pleasure Cheesy
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« Reply #231 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:22:08 »

petrol? fucking genius
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« Reply #232 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:22:47 »

Will also hide the smell from your rash covered stinging cock
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« Reply #233 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:23:35 »

how much is petrol these days? :?
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« Reply #234 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:23:44 »

Just don't smoke during application......


On second thoughts................................


 Cheesy
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« Reply #235 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:26:05 »

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yet you all seemed to have tried it  


not intentionaly, it was the first time i ever used it, i didint realise. haha
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« Reply #236 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:27:27 »

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yet you all seemed to have tried it  


not intentionaly, it was the first time i ever used it, i didint realise. haha


do you shave your balls often then? Surely that alone causes issues
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« Reply #237 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 16:28:07 »

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Just don't smoke during application......


On second thoughts................................


 Cheesy
keep a fire extinguisher handy or a mini jetwasher. The force of water is ridiculous   Cheesy
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« Reply #238 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 17:00:43 »

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yet you all seemed to have tried it  


not intentionaly, it was the first time i ever used it, i didint realise. haha


do you shave your balls often then? Surely that alone causes issues


never shave, made that mistake once, i do trim tho.
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« Reply #239 on: Monday, June 4, 2007, 17:04:13 »

Fucking hell, this thread went off on a whopper of a tangent  Shocked
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