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janaage
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« on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:01:36 »

How it's going??  How are the family, the son ok?

Now I know what you're thinking, "oh here we go again, yet another one of the masses writing to me just because they want something", and if I'm being truthful Lord, I am.  I know I haven't been in touch recently but I see you as one of those mates that we don't have to speak to each other all time but when we do catch up it's like we're back to the days when I'd speak all every day, a bit like me and my mate Si, I mean I never see him but we're still mates.

Anyway let's get down to business, what are you doing tomorrow?  Nothing much?  If so I was wondering if you could keep an eye on events in Swindon for me, you see about 13,000 of us Town fans will be at the County Ground cheering on the boys in the match.  The problem is our team just aren't very good, and could do with a helping hand, you see we really need to avoid defeat.  "Why should I help Swindon and not the other teams?" I hear you ask.  Well Walsall are already promoted Lord, so they don't really need to win tomorrow and the team that could go up if we lose is Franchise, who stole their club from Wimbledon, and last time I checked "Thou shalt not steal" was one of your 10 Commandments.

So what do you say??  can you help us out oh supreme being?  I promise I'll be a better man if you do this one thing for us, I'll help the next old lady I see, across a busy road, I'll be nice to everyone I meet.

Anyway if you can sort us out that'd be great.

Jan

PS - If you're not going out tonight any chance you could give Exeter a three goal lead in the Play off semi's, as they're playing the scum tonight, cheers!
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:03:37 »

That is ace Jan
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:05:27 »

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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:13:31 »

Cheesy

Fair point's you've raised there Jan. Come on Exeter!!!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:15:51 »

Offer your soul to the Devil too Jan, keep your option open,
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:17:05 »

Plus we do have a player called Christian. That's got to be worth something.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 12:19:37 »

I am actually 'bricking it' for this game. I really do hope the man upstairs does us a favour!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 13:11:39 »

Well don Jan. I think the same letter should go to Allah, Zeus, Guru Nanak, Thor, Ra, Vishnu, big spaghetti monster, yoda etc. Just to cover all bases
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 13:12:37 »

What DJ Yoda?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 13:14:54 »

I think if some sort of miracle happens tomorrow, like Walsall miss a last minute penalty, we should all go to church on sunday morning to say thank you!!
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 13:28:12 »

Thats fabuloso Jan. I'd been thinking of getting in touch with the big fella, but couldn't find the words. You've summed up the argument quite marvellously.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 16:55:53 »

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I think if some sort of miracle happens tomorrow, like Walsall miss a last minute penalty, we should all go to church on sunday morning to say thank you!!


Indeed. I well would
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 16:59:44 »

We need that priest fellow to come back. Nils was his name wasn't it?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 4, 2007, 20:26:14 »

amen jan
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 14:14:05 »

Thank you God, thank you Jesus!!

Speak soon!!
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