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Fred Elliot
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« on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:00:10 »

Reporting on Blair's injury problems ;


"The problem is with the player's core'.
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The core of your body is your centre of gravity.

It is vital for strong core muscles - abdominal, back and pelvis - to support the spine.

If any are out of sink it affects everything from walking to sitting."



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fatbury

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:06:55 »

so basically Blair needs to be sitting in a kitchen sink to get over his injury problems .. that explains why he looks like a fish out of water!
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:11:14 »

And that would explain why you wear pants on your head....because you are a cock
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:11:20 »

that was quite good for you fatbury  Wink
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McLovin

« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:22:43 »

*Fatbury compliment alert*

That was quite amusing
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mattboyslim

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:28:15 »

I really hope the Journolism was deliberate Fred? Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:15:49 »

Quote from: "mattboyslim"
I really hope the Journolism was deliberate Fred? Wink


Its called irony Matty

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mattboyslim

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:22:03 »

irony - is that when something is a bit like iron? a bit like tinny? Wink
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flammableBen

« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:24:47 »

Or Mercuryey?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:25:31 »

Cheesy  Cheesy

No

that's eye-ronny
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:27:17 »

I had a bad dream involving Blair Sturrock last night  Crying
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:30:33 »

oh no mate !

what happened ?
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:33:25 »

peh, I had a bad dream involving DV, some sort of anal crucifixes and Fred in a Gimp mask with one of those conducting sticks. Don't see me moaning about it on an internet. Oh.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:34:52 »

It sounds silly and non scary written down but in my dream he came into my old house and made my mum and my friends be horrible to me

his face was all pointy  Crying

P.S sorry for not hugging you Saturday
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:55:48 »

Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
It sounds silly and non scary written down but in my dream he came into my old house and made my mum and my friends be horrible to me

his face was all pointy  Crying

P.S sorry for not hugging you Saturday


Nasty !!!!

Thats ok hun .................... one you owe me

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