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« on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:12:53 »

Was walking home from a mates last nite just after midnight. Walking up the hill from Asda west swindon heading towards Middleleaxe drive when i was approached by two chavs who threatened me with violence unless i handed over my wallet and mobi.( i larfed at them, coz i had neither with me :roll: )

Both had hoodies on, and one of them had an STFC scarf covering his face. After much arguing, the onein front came at me fists and feet a flaying(the one with the scarf), while the other one tried grabbing me from behind. I raked my boot down his shin and stamped very hard down on his foot with my walking boots.  I managed to get 2 in on the first cunt and he went down like a sack of shite, so i turned on the second one and gave him a bit of a jap-slapping before giving the first one a bit of a shoeing. they both ran away.....Fuckers

I got a good look at the one with the scarf, and if he is a town fan, and goes to games, if i see the cunt again, he will get some more :box:

Apparantly this has become a regular occurance in and around the link centre area recently, and apparantly knives have been used but thankfully not on this occassion, so if any of you lot are out and about in the area, keep your eyes open and be carefull

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DMR

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:22:05 »

You should tell Richard Madeley, he'll fight your corner on public television!
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flammableBen

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:22:52 »

You should patrol around the Link Centre looking for the wrong doers. You could even have your own super hero suit.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:26:55 »

Go for the Wonder Woman look

http://www.addicted.gr/fun/fun/fat_wonder_woman.jpg
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:27:18 »

Fuck me Millom, that's a cracking post!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:45:38 »

Cheers Jan

Not sure about the wonder women look though dave Tongue
Im sure Ben will come up with sommat more suitable though Soapy Tit Wank

Just want people to be wary if they are in and around that area late at nite.
If you can avoid it, dont walk alone late at nite, especially if you have had a few sherberts(which i had'nt cos im still on the dvt tabs untill the weekend)

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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:51:58 »

How tall was teh scarf wearing bloke?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:55:23 »

8 ft 6 and there was 5 of them!!  Built like female russian shot putters.

It wasn't you was it Bushey?

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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:58:58 »

could we get an artist impression?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 21:02:16 »

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How tall was teh scarf wearing bloke?


About 5'10 bushey, the other one had a grey hoodie on and he was about my height, 5'ft 7.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 21:38:06 »

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If you can avoid it, dont walk alone late at nite,


Thanks Dad !

We will keep a look out for them next home game

they didnt smell of olives and feta cheese by any chance ?

Anyway

fair play to you mate
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 22:10:43 »

No worries son....no smell of olives or feta!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 8, 2007, 22:59:42 »

Lesson for hoodies everywhere - don't fuck with millom, he's rock 'ard and if he don't finish you off himself, he's got access to Daleks! Nice one millom, nice to read about someone standing up to the scrotes.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 04:30:44 »

Fair play Millomski
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 08:27:57 »

Shit!!

What time was that? I live near there-ish...
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