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« on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 00:28:58 » |
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oops
Don't accidentally stand on plugs. It hurts. Lots. I'd take chilli up the bum any time. My left foot is now leaking red stuff and my toes have gone all fuzzy.
I was legging it out of my room desperate for a slash and ow, foot goes down on the little 3 pronged bastard. Those things are blunt to. The top one (earth?) went into the middle of my foot. I just carried on legging it to the bog. On the way back I noticed a slight trail of dripping blood. Nice.
Little hole in my foot. Oh well it's slowing down now (when I keep my foot up). I'll live. I bet the cunt bruises tomorrow which will make walking difficult.
I'm on a roll here, I wonder what fate my body will be in for tomorrow.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 00:35:24 » |
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get yourself up to the hospital and pull a nurse mate
FFS wash your feet 1st though
Moses
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 00:39:37 » |
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Hmm.. pull a nurse eh? not a bad idea. Only problem is I don't have anyway of getting to hospital.
Ace I can stop and start the bleeding by lifting and lowering my foot. The amusement factor makes up for it a bit.
It's not really hospital worthy. Bloody painful though. I think I'll go and drink some red wine. Proper medication like.
Thanks for the sympathy though fred.
'night boyo.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 00:43:27 » |
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Anythings hospital worthy when there is Nursage on offer for free like.
Do you want me to call an ambulance on your behalf and withhold my number ?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 12:45:33 » |
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It's ok everybody, I haven't bled to death. Hobbling around is fun.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 13:24:14 » |
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I spent 3 weeks at the NHS last year and I didn't see many fit nurses. Apparently outside in the picnic area is good in the summer though
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 13:32:05 » |
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i'll say it before bennett gets a chance... my sister is a nurse, and all my mates fancy her. she's married and has got a kid tho, so hands off  |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 16, 2007, 00:05:39 » |
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im a fit nurse!  |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 16, 2007, 00:15:11 » |
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im a fit nurse!  |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 16, 2007, 00:15:26 » |
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I've done the same thing before. Fucking painful.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 16, 2007, 00:29:13 » |
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Whimp, sticking a plug in the wall when the back falls off is much more fun. When they say electricity can throw you, they mean it. You have a short spell of being stuck to the plug (can't stop it, just happens) before being shot accorss the room.
Felt odd at the time, followed by fear, then realisatin of the buzz (although, not tried again to be fair)
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