Well.
FB's story of chilli and bottoms which jogged my memory of chilli and contact lenses, reminded of something that happened during said snooker match.
I'd recently upgraded to a Samsung X820 phone. Shit battery, super thin, and recently converted MP3 ring tone of the Borat theme tune.
The thing is, it was so fin you forgot it was in your pocket. With this in mind I always used to keep in front pocket to avoid sitting down incidents of snappage. The problem is, when you play snooker, and strect over the table for a long pot, this happens.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/landofbo/DSC00047.jpg 
The ribbon cable was all that held the 2 parts together. With some cunning use of sellotpate I was able to get the fucker back on and use the data cable to save all my numbers. I'm back on my Sony now and needless to say when I get another new-un next month, the X820 is not at the top of my list.
