i've have the worlds biggest splint on my leg

[red macca]

Does it hurt

[magicroundabout]

what did you do?

i've got proper flu; feel as though someone has hit me round the head with a large heavy object, coughing up stuff, no apetite, can't sleep, whole body aches, can barely swallow and temperature is either boiling or freezing.

dislocated my knee. great fun.

picture

[stfc_steve]

dont know you but get well soon mate  

[Simon Pieman]

Leggett also has the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song

[Leggett]

you cunt

[pumbaa]

Its Peg Leggett  :?

[Leggett]

*groan*

[pumbaa]

It was lame, but then so are you  

[Bennett]

legshit is one i came up with earlier. it seemed apt  

[Leggett]

bennett, i tells ya, all you need to do is grow your hair a bit and you could be russell brand, you're about as funny as he is, you've got the heroin-chique look down pat too, just tighten those jeans a bit laddy, and you'll be away.