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....needed a shit so bad! Im bunged up to the eyeballs! I know im a nurse but any suggestion on how to clear the crap would be welcome  thankyou muchly |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:40:57 » |
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....needed a shit so bad! Im bunged up to the eyeballs! I know im a nurse but any suggestion on how to clear the crap would be welcome thankyou muchly Top thread....not something I've ever suffered from....how about an enema? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:41:53 » |
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Drink lots of beer.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:42:11 » |
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maybe a kebab?
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:42:42 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:43:50 » |
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go for a run it will help it along
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:44:49 » |
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gouge it out chunk by chuck with a sharp implement
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:46:56 » |
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chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:48:22 » |
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prunes, or so I'm told.
I find copious amount of wine does the trick in clearing out the bowels.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:48:58 » |
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chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. Random to say the least |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:50:02 » |
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gouge it out chunk by chuck with a sharp implement I just spat coffee all over my screen  |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:50:07 » |
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I find copious amount of wine does the trick in clearing out the bowels. True I always end up with "black pants" |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:51:41 » |
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chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. It's random but every time I used to go outside for a ciggy at uni I always needed to go for a shit when I got back in? I'm sure you were just taking the Diamandis though Ben |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:54:52 » |
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chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. It's random but every time I used to go outside for a ciggy at uni I always needed to go for a shit when I got back in? I'm sure you were just taking the Diamandis though Ben Nah I get the same thing. I think it's probably more standing up and going out in the cold than anything else. Might be the same thing which makes you realise you need a slash as soon as you walk out of a pub. |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:57:33 » |
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chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. It's random but every time I used to go outside for a ciggy at uni I always needed to go for a shit when I got back in? I'm sure you were just taking the Diamandis though Ben Nah I get the same thing. I think it's probably more standing up and going out in the cold than anything else. Might be the same thing which makes you realise you need a slash as soon as you walk out of a pub. Yeah that's probably it Ben. I think we have scientifically proven it. |
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