Last night I dreamt...

[Simon Pieman]

i get the oddest dreams when i need to wake up for a piss. they get stranger and stranger until i do wake up.
i remember one dream where i was stood outside my house with my mum and we were talking to the neighbour. this blue(? )dog walked over and my mum explained to me that it was our new dog. I asked he why'd she bought a dog? to which she replied, "oh it was cheap", and carried on chatting to the neighbour. then the dog looked at me and said "yeah simon, i was cheap".

I woke up in fits of laughter, almost pissing myself (literally)

[oxford_fan]

its probably the acid you're taking just before beadtime.

[Ben Wah Balls]

http://www.parminderonline.com/photogallery/laughitup/photos/0104_timeout1.jpg

I definitely would. Foreign girls.

I have some great dreams, I'm just trying to remember them now.

[Mexicano Rojo]

didnt the scum use to come out to a gary glitter song?