Leaky England

[STFC Village]

Englands bowling plans for each individual Aussie batsman were leaked to ABC radio and read out live on air during todays play.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/6211509.stm

As if it wasn't easy enough for them anyway, now they need extra help?!  :evil:

[sonic youth]

typical convict behaviour.

[Scot Munroe]

I bet it was Shane Warne.

[lebowski]

i think it is fair to say that these plans have not worked very well so far!

[DMR]

not you lot as well, get a grip. as if it makes a tiny fucking difference!

plans? keep the runs tight? bowl 95mph in swinging yorkers? make monty spin it 1378374 feet?

christ we're clutching at straws now. some cunt from england rights down the most basic of cricket principles and now it's the worst crime since 9/11.

fuck me.

[Spud]

It is a load of bollocks isnt it!

Mmmmm ex England bowling coach Troy Cooley is now back with the Aussies, surely he would know exactly how England target each individual Aussie batsman?

[Northern Red]

I think it's a con and we should be awarded the Ashes 5-0 in compensation - I'll take a win by default at this point  

[Esso #13]

It was blatently Michael Clarke. He looks like an innocent mummys boy...probably a cat burglar in his spare time....