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« on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:08:04 »

I'm bored, worked overtime and got back to late so missed the pub anyone done anything interesting today?
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:09:24 »

Worked. Just got home. About to take kids swimming.....In otherwords, no !

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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:12:00 »

Last day of my accounting course in Bristol, apart from the revision sessions nearer to my exams. Apart from that I've done bugger all.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:14:18 »

How far off qualification Si?

Mate screwed his last set up by 2% a month or so ago and has gone back into hiding on a revision binge.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:18:04 »

I've just started so I've got 3 years left   Sad

It's not too bad though, provided I don't fail any I should be able to do it a lot quicker as I can gain exemptions from 3 of the exams (if my fucking uni hurry up and send me my bloody transcript). The silly cunts don't seem to get that they're costing me money (I'll get a nice pay rise with every unit under my belt).
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:25:31 »

I've been ill all day, plus point being I've got some pretty good painkillers :smile1:

I also shaved my head.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:33:54 »

Just got back from giving my mate a lift tonight. i'm not going to the game tomorrow so we've decided to do the 100 shot challenge from 3pm. we will have finished with about 20 mins to go of the game  :|

not quite sure where i will end of from there    Beers
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:35:31 »

Ive had the wankiest of all wank nights due to a truck tipping over between both sides of the m4 at Hungerford.Im thinking about turning the phones off. Sad
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:35:37 »

oh and about to have a quick bazz at the old Xbox 360 online
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:37:07 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Ive had the wankiest of all wank nights due to a truck tipping over between both sides of the m4 at Hungerford.Im thinking about turning the phones off. Sad


traffic has been well bad on the m4 bridge at chieveley, its moving now though!
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:41:44 »

I discovered I’ve been using fake tan.

I went hangover shopping last Sunday and picked up the usual toiletries.  Razor blades, shaving gel and moisturiser but purely so I don’t end up with a face that looks like a badly shaved gash.

Fast forward to today and a few people ask me if I’ve been on holiday or topping up with a Nagasaki tan.  I’d also happened to notice yesterday that my palms were going orange and look like the paws of a smoking chimp.

Thankfully the bird who lodges kindly pointed out that my new moisturiser has fake tan on board.

It’s only know I’ve come to realise I’m a couple of shades of a Dickinson.

I think I spend half of my week in a coma and the other half drunk.
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:41:58 »

Nice one Whits.

I'm going out tomorrow night but I've promised myself (ha) to take it easier than normal after last week.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 00:50:31 »

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I discovered I’ve been using fake tan.

I went hangover shopping last Sunday and picked up the usual toiletries.  Razor blades, shaving gel and moisturiser but purely so I don’t end up with a face that looks like a badly shaved gash.

Fast forward to today and a few people ask me if I’ve been on holiday or topping up with a Nagasaki tan.  I’d also happened to notice yesterday that my palms were going orange and look like the paws of a smoking chimp.

Thankfully the bird who lodges kindly pointed out that my new moisturiser has fake tan on board.

It’s only know I’ve come to realise I’m a couple of shades of a Dickinson.

I think I spend half of my week in a coma and the other half drunk.


  this just reinforces the Del Boy image I have of you
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 02:03:41 »

old school late night thread we just need village
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, October 21, 2006, 02:13:27 »

How's Mex anyway?
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