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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 19:14:39 » |
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I just had my hair cut.  I feel like jesus. Didn't he loose his magical powers when had his hair cut? Wasn't that Samson? I think Jesus lost his powers when he was nailed to a cross. Nah Jesus kept his powers after being nailed to the cross, he did that whole ressurection thing. However I don't think he's ever depicted doing magic tricks with short hair. That was a trick that God did using mirrors, Ali Bongo recreated it on an episode of Crackerjack. He even got a cub scout to plunge a sword into his guts showering the first few rows in pig offal. Stu Francis was so impressed he jumped off a dolls house, later as his fame dwindled he jumped off a bridge. Jesus turned water into wine sporting a flat top. |
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 19:40:31 » |
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Jesus turned water into wine sporting a flat top.
I believe that you are mistaken. This picture, which I can only presume was drawn by an eye witness at the time, is pretty good evidence. http://www.fbcfay.com/coloringbook/waterintowine.gif |
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 19:54:48 » |
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 19:58:04 » |
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Touché Mr. spacey. In light of this new evidence I'll admit I was wrong and that Jesus's magic powers didn't come from his long hair but probably from a pair of magic sandals.
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 19:58:09 » |
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what the fuck is up with the knee of the guy who's pouring? thats just odd.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 09:26:38 » |
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mine. wait til you kids see me next  |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 09:48:07 » |
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mine. wait til you kids see me next ooooh I am so excited now................... :roll:  |
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Sippo
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 09:51:44 » |
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mine. wait til you kids see me next # Is it a mullet? |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 12:42:49 » |
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 16:52:57 » |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 16:54:09 » |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 16:59:13 » |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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