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« Reply #45 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 11:08:51 »

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
My boss doesn't like me because I'm not friendly or productive.


 
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Petra

« Reply #46 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 11:14:19 »

Hello Piemonte. I don't just go on a date with anyone after what happened to me last time. I like to get to know someone first. i dont think I want to go Turkey slapping beause I am a vegetarian. Is it like the Spanish do with bull fighting except they use a Turkey because the English are too sared to be hurt.?
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« Reply #47 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 11:17:32 »

Petra I thought you were meant to be setting me up with peter Brezovan  Sad
I hope he does not like tea bagging, personally I like my cups of tea quite weak.
well?.....
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« Reply #48 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 11:46:43 »

I was going to take back evertything I said about my new boss coz he shouted at me, then it turned out that he had actually took in what I said and has done something about it.  He has taken on a temp and my fucking god it is some twat I used to hang around with at college, now I really hate my new boss  :evil:
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Piemonte

« Reply #49 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 12:17:09 »

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Hello Piemonte. I don't just go on a date with anyone after what happened to me last time. I like to get to know someone first. i dont think I want to go Turkey slapping beause I am a vegetarian. Is it like the Spanish do with bull fighting except they use a Turkey because the English are too sared to be hurt.?


Hello Petra. You sound like hard work, so I'll give it a miss thanks.

Being from eastern europe, I was under the impression you would let me power fuck your face for £30. Sadly it would seem this is not the case.

I would however like to recommend a fellow TEF member; Fatbury. He is single and by all accounts is a charming man that will treat you to fine wines, belgian chocolates and away trips to Scunthorpe.

I wish you both a happy future. :thumbs:
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Spud

« Reply #50 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 14:31:40 »

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Spuddy!!!  MMMMMMM i wonder who that might be?


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red macca

« Reply #51 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 14:43:03 »

my last boss gave me a blowjob at work.my current boss is male so he is not as good as my last boss
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #52 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 14:51:41 »

My boss is awesome and I class him as a mate.

Genuinely funny bloke with aspirations of being a sitcom writer!

I think we're a bad influence on him.
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 20:09:16 »

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suppose it has nothing to do with your driving or wacky hair?  Cheesy


What you sayin?!?  :box:



I dunno really, maybe I want to run my fingers through your wacky hair  Cheesy


Coate water? half 10?  Wink  
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Sussex

« Reply #54 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 20:26:05 »

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Coate water? half 10?  Wink  


You might get more than you bargained for, she'll have her horse with her at half 10 tomorrow!  :shock:
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 22:06:46 »

stfcfan is safe my horse has been de-bollocked, he can aim but he can't fire
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 22:27:58 »

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Quote from: "Petra"
Hello Piemonte. I don't just go on a date with anyone after what happened to me last time. I like to get to know someone first. i dont think I want to go Turkey slapping beause I am a vegetarian. Is it like the Spanish do with bull fighting except they use a Turkey because the English are too sared to be hurt.?


Hello Petra. You sound like hard work, so I'll give it a miss thanks.

Being from eastern europe, I was under the impression you would let me power fuck your face for £30. Sadly it would seem this is not the case.

I would however like to recommend a fellow TEF member; Fatbury. He is single and by all accounts is a charming man that will treat you to fine wines, belgian chocolates and away trips to Scunthorpe.

I wish you both a happy future. :thumbs:


Surely post of the year??
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