Hello Piemonte. I don't just go on a date with anyone after what happened to me last time. I like to get to know someone first. i dont think I want to go Turkey slapping beause I am a vegetarian. Is it like the Spanish do with bull fighting except they use a Turkey because the English are too sared to be hurt.?
Hello Petra. You sound like hard work, so I'll give it a miss thanks.
Being from eastern europe, I was under the impression you would let me power fuck your face for £30. Sadly it would seem this is not the case.
I would however like to recommend a fellow TEF member; Fatbury. He is single and by all accounts is a charming man that will treat you to fine wines, belgian chocolates and away trips to Scunthorpe.
I wish you both a happy future. :thumbs: