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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:17:30 »

My boss is a lesbian and she looks like Ian Beales misses on eastenders.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:33:04 »

which one's Ian nobbing now then?
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:34:22 »

P butcher.
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 12:55:58 »

Quote from: "quinnismyhero"
Dont have a boss, cos I am one




Same as , I like to think that im a good boss. I have been on the other side of the fence so i know all the scams and short cuts that my contractors try to pull but i also know when to keep them sweet .
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 13:06:09 »

i have two bosses, one in UK, one in Switzerland.  neither talk to each other and if I'm about to go on a trip to one or other of the places, respective boss won't talk to me much either incase I'm "spying" for the other side.  Sad really, and counter productive, but it leaves me to do what I want really.  Skiving isn't even a challenge.
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:07:30 »

My boss keeps calling me a cunt in a humourous way, and has also asked me if I can get him some coke as he thinks I am a coke head  :shock:

He also thinks I'm an australian bar man.  :?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:29:03 »

suppose it has nothing to do with your driving or wacky hair?  Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:32:34 »

My boss has a moustache.

He also isnt really too fussed what I get up to as long as the work gets done on time and to a reasonable standard.

Sadly this is going to hinder my career, I could probably get a job earning more than I do now but its easier to sit in the comfort zone :?
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:34:40 »

does he get crumbs in his moustache?
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:38:03 »

Yes. And various other foodstuffs. He has to specially wipe his tash after lunch Cheesy
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:39:03 »

does he look like Poirot?
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:39:04 »

Shouldn't he leave it there, in preparation for an afternoon snack?
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 14:43:33 »

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does he look like Poirot?


No, hes 6"2 and must weigh at least 18/19 stone

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Shouldn't he leave it there, in preparation for an afternoon snack?


I would leave it if I had a tash, but its probablly for the best he wipes as I have to sit opposite him all day
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 15:07:01 »

Does he look like Tosh off The Bill then?
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 17:00:14 »

My boss is ok. She's tried to talk to me a lot when I'm doing my work, which I don't like and she's constantly coming onto my mate even though he's 21 and my boss is nearly dead...

Or so I thought. I thought she was about 50 but It's her 40th tomorrow :shock:. She didn't want to make a big deal over it, so me and my mates stayed on late today and decorated her desk with ballons and 'big 40' banners  Cool
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