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Doore

« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:35:43 »

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Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  Soapy Tit Wank


 When you say excess baggage Ralphy....do you mean , husband banged up in Horfield... 20 year old son/daughter who's a junkie... boyfriend up in court for domestic violence....that sort of thing.  I meet loads of these and some of them are quite fit, but nah don't do excess baggage.


Nah he just likes meeting birds at airports.


That gives him a quick getaway in case they want to cuddle or talk afterwards.
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:36:39 »

Oi, this is slander.
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Doore

« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:38:27 »

Oh I see, so you like the cuddling afterwards do you Ralphy?
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:40:25 »

Well yes i quite enjoy it and you can pull them over onto the wet patch so you don't have to sleep on it.
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Doore

« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:41:29 »

That actually made me laugh out loud Ralphy, fair play.
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Northern Red

« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 19:05:52 »

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Are you BI 2 then Ralphy?  Is it any good?


yes  Cheesy

The sex scenes aren't long enough for my liking and it's no where near as gripping



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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 20:53:25 »

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Miss Hoolie.

Jesus, you need help  :shock:
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Sussex

« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:18:56 »

Property ladder was good tonight. Beeny looks even more do-able when pregnant.

Is that wrong?  :?
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flammableBen

« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:30:03 »

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Property ladder was good tonight. Beeny looks even more do-able when pregnant.

Is that wrong?  :?


not at all. I've noticed that. She seems to be pregnant all the time, either she's wider than the chanel tunnel or they repeat the same few series all the time.
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stfc_carver

« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:37:09 »

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:WunL179-HGkxKM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/content/images/2005/11/30/anne_252x180.jpg

this is the only picture i could find on google. shes on cbbc. i badly need to get a job.
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flammableBen

« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:39:48 »

What's her name. sure I can get a better picture?
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sonic youth

« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:48:19 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/backstage/cbbc_stars/wallpaper/anne_1024.jpg

that's her, her name is anne foy. i think she's northern
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flammableBen

« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:51:47 »

does it not work as an img?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/backstage/cbbc_stars/wallpaper/anne_1024.jpg
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Sussex

« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:55:37 »

She looks like a young Fearne Cotton.

Yes please!*  Cheesy



*assuming she's legal of course.
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flammableBen

« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:58:22 »

unless she's 14 it's not really a sketchy you shouldn't want to bird is it?
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