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« on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 09:21:20 » |
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....within 5 minutes of being at work I'd snapped my glasses in two. I've tried the Jack Duckworth approach (the use of sellotape) but that dosnt work, they just fall apart again
I now cant see anything and am sitting about 2 inches from my monitor. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm going to have to go home at lunch (watch out West Swindon, blind man driving!) and get my prescripton sunglasses and sit a work all day looking like the biggest cunt in the world. Fantastic.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 09:56:10 » |
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 poor pieface. I fell backwards into a big pile of horseshite at 6.30am this morning if that makes you feel anybetter? It was all in my hair and everything :| I had to shower for an hour to get rid of the smell. |
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 09:57:13 » |
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 Shouldn't laugh but that's made my morning a bit better cheers Piemonte! I’ve already poured off milk over the last of the cereals discovered after a mouthful straight from the carton. That just about topped the mouldy strawberries. Settled for a can of diet coke and a chocolate hob nob for breakfast but luckily one of the girls at work took pity and has just bought me door stop granary toast. Feel like I should be slowly winding down now for the rest of the day now. |
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:04:23 » |
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I'd like to moan about something, nothing to do with Piemonte's glasses trauma but......
Why do people let their dogs dump on the pavement? I'm a dog owner and would never let him do his dirty filthy business on the pavement, especially as there is a perfectly good kids playground just down the road.
I saw a dogs egg today laying across the pavement that was without doubt the most humungous example of canine arse deposits that I had ever seen.It took me a while to actually work out what it was, from a distance it looked like Bungle from Rainbow had been the victim of a hit and run! The flies on it were working in shifts, you would have needed a step ladder to stand in it.
People who don't clean up after their dogs should have to do national service.
...and yes Mondays are indeed rubbish :x
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:12:57 » |
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I've got nothing to do today. nothing hahahahahahaha. Actually I take that back, it's asking for some sort of karmic revenge.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:18:31 » |
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I've got nothing to do today. nothing hahahahahahaha. Actually I take that back, it's asking for some sort of karmic revenge. Did you watch Jeremy Kyle? |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:20:44 » |
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i did  the sex change boy whose dad thought he was aborted. mental |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:22:21 » |
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i did the sex change boy whose dad thought he was aborted. mental Why aren't you at work? I always miss the good ones, I only ever get to see the ones where the dad is an alcoholic and doesn't believe the kids is his, they are boring. |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:23:20 » |
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i'm ill!
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:24:54 » |
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i'm ill! poor bennett, real ill or fake ill? |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:26:58 » |
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Not enough protein Bennett you salad munching anaemic.
Get yourself a dirty big fry up complete with double portions of bacon and black pudding. That’ll put some meat on your bones, hairs on your chest and stop all this illness nonsense.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:28:00 » |
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depends on your take on it really. i've been told it's man flu
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:29:26 » |
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Not enough protein Bennett you salad munching anaemic.
Get yourself a dirty big fry up complete with double portions of bacon and black pudding. That’ll put some meat on your bones, hairs on your chest and stop all this illness nonsense. they do veggie bacon, not sure veggie black pudding would be that appetising. |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:32:23 » |
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depends on your take on it really. i've been told it's man flu it's always man flu :roll: |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 10:32:24 » |
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i just woke up, i'm very angry that we've not signed paul ince yet
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