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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #195 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:40:49 »

I've not smoked properly for about 18 months and I've put on about 2 stone.

I think I should start smoking again.
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Ralphy

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« Reply #196 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:42:56 »

Who cares Sam! You've got a fit Mrs!  No need to worry about your weight!!  Soapy Tit Wank
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #197 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:49:28 »

Suppose not  
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Ralphy

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« Reply #198 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:50:28 »

I'm not jealous  :evil:
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flammableBen

« Reply #199 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:50:55 »

I'm gonna go buy some fags.
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Ralphy

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« Reply #200 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:51:39 »

Get me some Ben, 20 Marlboro Lights please.
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flammableBen

« Reply #201 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 16:53:22 »

I'm scraping together change to get 10. So no.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #202 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 17:02:48 »

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I'm scraping together change to get 10. So no.


 Have you looked down the back of the sofa yet?   At times in my life when I've been skint....its great what you can find there.
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Ralphy

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« Reply #203 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 17:08:42 »

And under the car seat.

I found a pair of knickers once under my car seat  Soapy Tit Wank
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #204 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 17:14:49 »

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And under the car seat.

I found a pair of knickers once under my car seat  Soapy Tit Wank


 Excellent.....were they fragrant?
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Ralphy

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« Reply #205 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 17:17:53 »

I didn't smell them Reg  
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #206 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 18:17:08 »

That's what happens when you give Ralphy's mum a lift
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« Reply #207 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 18:18:43 »

Fuck off pieman!  :evil:
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #208 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 18:19:38 »

I'm sure we'd all like to know the original source of the aforementioned  lingerie.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #209 on: Monday, October 16, 2006, 18:21:12 »

I think Ralphy was playing 'I'm A Lady'
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