What do you call a paedophile pirate?

[Dazzza]

Arrrrrr Kelly

Pirate ships...

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B7CRN-4GDBTGK-1&_coverDate=11%2F30%2F2005&_alid=424294818&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_qd=1&_cdi=17999&_sort=d&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=f4a383bf0237bcf14cad7416919ef037

[oxford_fan]

"The most striking report noted in the literature of self induced rectal perforation involved a 50-year-old man who inserted a live eel in his rectum to
relieve constipation. Unfortunally the eel ate its way through the rectum"

 :shock:  

the eel - well known as the best laxative around

[my-velocity]

"The most striking report noted in the literature of self induced rectal perforation involved a 50-year-old man who inserted a live eel in his rectum to
relieve constipation. Unfortunally the eel ate its way through the rectum"

 :shock:  

the eel - well known as the best laxative around

Ouch :? :shock: