My toe won't stop bleeding.

[flammableBen]

kicked something in my room on the way to have a fag. smoked the aforementioned cigarette then sat down. went through a few games on an old champ manager before noticing the fairly large drops of blood around my room. Soaked through a couple of bits of kitchen roll since.

Luckily I'm well hard and am just gonna chill out with some wine whilst I forget about it.  

[Ralphy]

You could have leprosy (sp)

[flammableBen]

Fuck knows who I would have caught leprosy from. Maybe it's the leprasy virus has evolved to travel through internet forums.  :shock:

[Ralphy]

Could be.

My space bar just fell off you dirty lepar !

[flammableBen]

Latest Toe Update:

Still going strong but I'm sure it will stop soon. Ran out of kitchen rolll now though, had to revert to toilet paper to soak up the blood. Not as absorbent as kitchen paper but I'm sure it'll do the job.

[STFCere]

u might be a hemophiliac - someone who looses blood uncontrollaby

pros: get pissed much quicker and cheaper

cons: may die if bleeding doesnt stop

the choice, is not yours

[red macca]

You could have leprosy (sp)

he could be right ben

[flammableBen]

it's stopped a while a go and the toe is now going through the blackening stage. stuck a plaster on mainly so I don't have to watch.

I thought you had to be born a heamophiliac so I think I'm safe.

Looks like I've beaten death this time. Bring on the aids.

[Ralphy]

Your cock will fall off in the night.

[pumbaa]

Mrs C broke her toe last week tripping over the laptop cable during a coriander emergency. She had the best part of a black pudding on her toe nail the following morning which I confessed to wanting to fry up and eat. I'm a sympathetic fucker, not  

I'm officially a leper, but last I looked all limbs were still attached, even down below