i went boating

[oxford_fan]

my mate has a 2-man inflateable boat so we put it on the river and went for a paddle yesterday. a couple of smokes in the sunshine on the river was lovely. however, three things disturbed me:

1. got attacked by a swan. we went near its kids and it came for us, so we retreated and went wide. it still came at us, i wanted to hit it with the oar but wasn't allowed. they look quite mean.

2. found a dead dog in the river.

3. stopped for a piss and found 3 empty packets of tamazapan on the floor, someone must have popped them and gone into the bushes to die. you do get quite alot of nutters here in norfolk.

[ron dodgers]

Norfolk is luvverly for cycling in (says my missus)

1. aggresive those welshies
2. and you think it's a treat
3. I love that stuff - tastes of almondy goodness

happy holidays!
Ron

[Piemonte]

Good player George Boating

[ron dodgers]

he's not playing (in the football league)