L&P Paramilitary Wing - Ideas For Next Season

[Amir]

Idea 1 -  Fireworks for derby games  Not from the player's entrance as was KO'd by health and safety before, but from the Town End, with the aid of a drainpipe rested on top of the goalposts aimed towards the bank.


Idea 2 - Expansion of merchandise range  Namely L&P PW balaclavas, although other camoflage equipment is not out of the question.  Maybe a terrace classics album featuring such hits as 'You're going home in a Wiltshire ambulance' and 'Hark now hear'.


Idea 3 - Millwall bricks  We could hold classes to show the kids how to make them, preferably out of the leaflets telling you why you should sit down.


Idea 4 - Home end infiltration  Sonic's already offered to give classes on regional accents in case some clever chap asks you the time.  In addition to this we could also offer free neck tattoos to blend in at Bristol Rovers, and essence of fish when we play Grimsby.


Other ideas welcomed.  Wot d'you reckon, Big Yeov?

[Whits]

Idea 3 - Millwall bricks We could hold classes to show the kids how to make them, preferably out of the leaflets telling you why you should sit down.

maybe expand on that. you know how some stadiums you can get a brick personilsed within the stadium. Maybe you could offer bricks with peoples names on so people know who they have been done by??

you might even make a profit  

[Amir]

you might even make a profit

And then scarpen the coins with a lathe?!?!?!  Your an animal, Whits.














I like your style, welcome aboard

[Tails]

I'm liking the bricks ideas. Flares and coins should be added to that.

[Amir]

I feel I should point out to our younger members that a 'Millwall Brick' is made from newspaper.

Tails, you are now in charge of pyrotechnics pending the approval of Big Yeov.

[Mexicano Rojo]

re-covert operations. i have a job lot of flat caps and clogs for our missions to lancashire, for a small extra cost i can have the fixture and date engraved on to the side of the clogs, eg. bury 11-9 -6. also am breeding whippets and abject poverty, wife beating and unemployment to further our objectives.

[Amir]

Good work, Mex.  Can see there being some logistical nightmares at times next season, for instance a mid-week in Accrington followed by Cheltenham on the Saturday.  It'll take three solid days of quaffing pimms and moaning that the Beef Wellington is over cooked to be ready.

[Gelbfüßler]

Idea 1 -  Fireworks for derby games  Not from the player's entrance as was KO'd by health and safety before, but from the Town End, with the aid of a drainpipe rested on top of the goalposts aimed towards the bank.

Something like this would be good. This is what happens down the road here



If you can't be bothered to watch the whole thing, fast forward to about 2 minutes and watch to the end it gives you a good idea

[Amir]

 :shock:

Right, you're in charge of forging international links.  Only with leftist groups though, yeah :winking:

[Whits]

Idea 1 -  Fireworks for derby games  Not from the player's entrance as was KO'd by health and safety before, but from the Town End, with the aid of a drainpipe rested on top of the goalposts aimed towards the bank.

Something like this would be good. This is what happens down the road here



If you can't be bothered to watch the whole thing, fast forward to about 2 minutes and watch to the end it gives you a good idea

erm, i might give a season ticket a miss if your gonna give people like yeovil fireworks  :?  

[Mexicano Rojo]

mexican firecrackers are the way forward, great directional firing ability, should be able to hit the one man and his dog away following in the arkells this following season.

[RobertT]

Idea 1 -  Fireworks for derby games  Not from the player's entrance as was KO'd by health and safety before, but from the Town End, with the aid of a drainpipe rested on top of the goalposts aimed towards the bank.


Idea 2 - Expansion of merchandise range  Namely L&P PW balaclavas, although other camoflage equipment is not out of the question.  Maybe a terrace classics album featuring such hits as 'You're going home in a Wiltshire ambulance' and 'Hark now hear'.


Idea 3 - Millwall bricks  We could hold classes to show the kids how to make them, preferably out of the leaflets telling you why you should sit down.


Idea 4 - Home end infiltration  Sonic's already offered to give classes on regional accents in case some clever chap asks you the time.  In addition to this we could also offer free neck tattoos to blend in at Bristol Rovers, and essence of fish when we play Grimsby.


Other ideas welcomed.  Wot d'you reckon, Big Yeov?

 

Amazingly, we might be looking into the use of smoke at a game!!  Yeovile did mention he'd join in if he could set off smoke bombs.

[Batch]

Idea 3 - Millwall bricks We could hold classes to show the kids how to make them, preferably out of the leaflets telling you why you should sit down.

maybe expand on that. you know how some stadiums you can get a brick personilsed within the stadium. Maybe you could offer bricks with peoples names on so people know who they have been done by??

you might even make a profit  

I think the Trusts red army fund already have this for regular contributors. So if you can persuade the same people on this wall to join the L&P scheme you can hijack the Trusts wall and fob it off as your own.

Thrifty.

[Sade]

I like the idea of fireworks.

Why can't we have townend.com merchandise?    red Hotpants and leg warmers.

[ron dodgers]

Why can't we have townend.com merchandise?    red Hotpants and leg warmers.

red condoms in XXXXXL only