In all seriousness, I'd be astonished if centre-back was Bill Power, partly because the references to being a Swindon fan etc don't gel, but also because from what I can gather from his behaviour at QPR, he'd be unlikely to use language like:
wankers like you make me think why should I bother.
No further info or hope will be given on this website.
Just wait and see what happens then put your hands in the air and say 'I was the disbelieving tosser who wanted to take the piss'.
You arsehole.
C'mon, this was just a wind-up merchant: if no-one came in, we'd all have forgotten about it; if someone did, he could start everyone wondering well like this really.