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Mexicano Rojo

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« Reply #15 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:11:40 »

no her constant whining about my collection of rare fauna making her sneeze is starting to wear me down. might have to leave her in a farmers field in suffolk.wheres my shovel?
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:16:05 »

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I expect she wants a flake and raspberry sauce as well.


Not to mention the large cornet  :roll:
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:22:37 »

dont let on about my cornet sweetheart
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:25:43 »

ok,sorry. We don't want the blokes to get jealous now do we.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:27:41 »

I heard it was a mini milk, not a cornet
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:32:10 »

More like a drumstick  Wink
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:34:24 »

my afternoon was great, played footy at calne town fc....then walked to bremhill through the fields.  Cool
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:35:44 »

See? You have Sade who is corrupted by filth and innuendo, and Johno, who personifies the innosence of youth beautifully. I blame Birdy.
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:36:56 »

   
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:37:59 »

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See? You have Sade who is corrupted by filth and innuendo, and Johno, who personifies the innosence of youth beautifully. I blame Birdy.


I always get the fucking blame for everything  :evil:
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:40:53 »

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my afternoon was great, played footy at calne town fc....then walked to bremhill through the fields.  Cool


  Well done Johno as Blackcurrant says its good to see reporting of wholesome persuits on this site.....we're not all residents of Sodom and Gomorrah.

 Did you see any primroses?
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:41:51 »

Sad  Hey, I walk in feilds and pick daisys sometimes too.
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:42:27 »

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my afternoon was great, played footy at calne town fc....then walked to bremhill through the fields.  Cool


  Well done Johno as Blackcurrant says its good to see reporting of wholesome persuits on this site.....we're not all residents of Sodom and Gomorrah.

 Did you see any primroses?


Go back to your pickled onion monster munch  :|
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:46:08 »

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my afternoon was great, played footy at calne town fc....then walked to bremhill through the fields.  Cool


  Well done Johno as Blackcurrant says its good to see reporting of wholesome persuits on this site.....we're not all residents of Sodom and Gomorrah.

 Did you see any primroses?


Go back to your pickled onion monster munch  :|


 
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, April 10, 2006, 15:57:41 »

Gave it a go Reg but the fauna in my area has been killed off by aircraft fumes....  I found a dog turd and a used condom.  So I wrote a love renga on the snow instead - I'm not gay, it's part of my Creative Writing Coursework....

Graceful swirling fall
Caught on the turbulent winds
Beauty in motion
Settling safely on the ground
Or caught by smiling children.

Born from the harsh cold
The snowflake retains its grace
As it is crafted
Into snowmen and serves fun
To happy smiling children.

Frozen toes cold feet
Rosy cheeks on every face
Battered hands feel numb
Obsessing mothers harass
Eager children yearn to play.

Skidding sledges slide
Down laughter-filled slopes of joy
The call of parents
A deep dread of any child
An end to their snow-fuelled fun.

Muddy slush signals
Death of an entertainer
The warm vibrant sun
Gloom on faces of the young
Joy in bodies of the old.


I need a final verse - gotta be 5,7,5,7,7 syllables!

Mex - you're gonna get me in so much poo with my ex....  I'm seeing her on Wednesday, I won't be able to get that image out my head....   :|
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