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seem to be a few polls going on at the moment. We've got a lot in common. he bleeds red wine and I drink it. So I guess that makes me some sort of jesus vampire, surely that means I win.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:53:12 » |
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I reckon you would win, but he might get his dad after you.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:55:07 » |
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I voted Jesus.
Jesus loves........
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 01:14:07 » |
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I'm voting Jesus because turns water into wine. Without him Flammable Ben would cease to exist.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 01:27:51 » |
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I think I explained me drinking jesus' blood in my original statement. but your vote is yours sipie. Someone else voted for me so I'm still winning.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 01:29:56 » |
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But Jesus would know about your evil plans to drink his blood because god would tell him so he can get rid of the wine then. I dunno, it seemed logical at the time. I do think you're a swell guy Ben, but in my eyes Jesus walks on water.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 01:34:23 » |
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Yeah jesus can walk on water but I can swim. Who's gonna win if there is a big wave?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 02:25:05 » |
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Moses had a technocoloured rain coat, hes the real king in this equation.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 02:54:57 » |
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Jesus wasn't half as cool  |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 13:16:48 » |
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If we're all god's children, what makes Jesus so special?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 13:19:01 » |
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If we're all God's children then we are all insestual. That's what worries me :?
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 13:46:17 » |
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I vote Jebus.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 14:04:42 » |
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I vote Jebus.
he died for our sins you know :| We'll all die from our own sins eventually. Or Bush & Blairs. |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 14:06:17 » |
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I hope the amount of sinning isnt directly proportionate to life expectancy :shock:
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 30, 2006, 15:51:35 » |
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Jesus, because if there was no son of God there wouldn't be Easter eggs or Christmas.
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
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