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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 01:31:23 » |
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Yes. If they wash by licking themselves, then what cleans their mouth?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 03:57:59 » |
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Yes. If they wash by licking themselves, then what cleans their mouth? their antiseptic tongue. cats are great. there's a little chap up the road i want to take hostage. |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 08:48:49 » |
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Cats should be banned, little fuckers pissing and shitting everywhere exept where they live, killing lovely garden birds (gay), licking themselves in public and prancing around showing their arseholes.
There should be a law where you can shoot any trespassing cats.
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Asher
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 08:57:57 » |
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Get fucked, My cat Mr Bojangles (bo bo to friends) is an absolute legend! He runs the street and is scatty as hell, jumps off my roof and generally causes havoc. He's also tried various drugs which has mnade him unable to sleep, honestly he never sleeps just races around the pad
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McLovin
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 08:59:47 » |
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I hate cats. A lot.
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Asher
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:01:55 » |
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I hate you for impersonating a police officer on email.
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Foggy
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:04:46 » |
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Shoot all cats ,they shit in my garden ,piss up the wheels of my car and then look at me with a smug grin.Skin the fuckers and make Davey Crocket hats out of them
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STFCBird
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:09:10 » |
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shoot all cunts that want to shoot cats  |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:10:31 » |
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I hate you for impersonating a police officer on email. Your paranoia got the better of you, Ashley... a guilty conscience perhaps?  |
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Foggy
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:18:10 » |
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Cats are Rubbish ...Fact !
1)They cant fetch sticks
2)They are crap at swimming
3)They cant bark at burglars
4)They dig their claws into your bollocks when they sit on your lap
5)They are rubbish at Crufts and never win owt
6)They cant round up sheep
7)They are generally crap
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Asher
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:26:46 » |
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Cats are Rubbish ...Fact !
1)They cant fetch sticks
2)They are crap at swimming
3)They cant bark at burglars
4)They dig their claws into your bollocks when they sit on your lap
5)They are rubbish at Crufts and never win owt
6)They cant round up sheep
7)They are generally crap Bo Bo could do any of the above except 4 he gets a slap, 3 he just shouts in a talking voice to me and wakes me up so I can shoot the daft twat who tries to burgle my house. Cats are ace |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:29:52 » |
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Your cat talks?! And you said you were drug-free... |
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Foggy
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:37:26 » |
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Can Bo Bo round up sheep when swimming towards the stick that you have sent him to retrieve ?
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:42:10 » |
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I hate cats.
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