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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 14:30:38 »

I can't fly if that's what you're implying.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 14:43:48 »

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Also if you were to jump onto the pitch there would not be much damage done to whoever jumped from stratton bank.
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Why do you think that I chose The Stratton Bank, and SY got the TE.  Us two would be fine but J1mmy and Stanley could be in trouble.  Onto the pitch I reckon, might make it on to Sky Sports News - Whatta way to go!!
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 14:44:19 »

aha, the speed of thought!
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 16:02:08 »

Jumping from the Intel and Arkells, Gary and Jimmy are certain deaths. However, JA and SY may avoid death but in fact cripple themselves having to spend the rest of their lives in a wheelchair and not being able to breathe on their own.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 18:21:18 »

do remember than janaage will be jumping off a 2 foot high bill board  :roll:
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 19:04:35 »

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What if I landed on top of him?


I hope you're talking about AK, go on Youth, do us all a favour
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 19:17:19 »

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What if I landed on top of him?


I hope you're talking about AK, go on Youth, do us all a favour


na it's a rhetorical question, he loves ssp that much!
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 09:49:50 »

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do remember than janaage will be jumping off a 2 foot high bill board  :roll:


Just for the watching Kids I would be wearing full protective gear, knee pads, arm pads, crash helmet.  I may even start off at the top of the bank run down then jump from the advertising boarding.  True Danger!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:04:23 »

i saw santa claus fall off the roof at aston villa vs arsenal, horrible watching him parachute in, hit the roof, get knocked out on the roof and then get dragged over the edge of the stand onto the pitch. Broke his legs and pelvis, 2nd half was delayed for 15 mins but married the nurse who helped him recover so it was all good in the end
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:46:10 »

haha did she sing "all i want for christmas is you!"?
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:04:00 »

No but he was proper fucked as brad pitt would say (snatch)

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"Fans in the stadium and television viewers watched in horror when Nigel Rogoff, of Deer Park, Moccas, dressed as Santa Claus, plunged into the roof of a spectator stand at Villa Park during a half-time display at a match between Aston Villa and Arsenal in December 1998.

He was taken to Birmingham City Hospital where he received a massive blood transfusion - the equivalent of 120 pints - to treat life-threatening injuries to his legs and pelvis.

Mr Rogoff served in the RAF for 23 years where he specialised as a physical training and military parachute instructor. "


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1675000/images/_1678684_skydiver_injury150.jpg
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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